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Posted by Sy Sparks on 02-26-2015 07:36 PM:

The things that the wife does that really gets under my skin.

This aught to be a good thread!
I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

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Posted by Stan Ferrell on 02-26-2015 09:48 PM:

Re: The things that the wife does that really gets under my skin.

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Originally posted by Sy Sparks
This aught to be a good thread!
I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

How would you like it if she used no soap or shampoo?

Posted by randy ar on 02-27-2015 03:08 AM:

things that get under my skin

is when she trys to point out my faults. after 34 years you would think she should know i have none. LOL.

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Posted by dsmay on 02-27-2015 08:48 PM:

Leaving the toilet seat down!!! At least have the decency to raise it up when they are done!!!

Posted by chuck west on 02-27-2015 10:22 PM:

Re: The things that the wife does that really gets under my skin.

quote:
Originally posted by Sy Sparks
This aught to be a good thread!
I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

My wife and 15 or 16 pairs of glasses one lens for reading,one lens for driving Not to mention wearing her contacts at the same time . And she is constantly loosing a pair and asking me where they are ?? My answer I don't know ,I don't wear them !!

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Posted by beardenrents on 02-28-2015 04:46 AM:

Shower

It's like an Olympic event to get in ours. She has a different kind of wash for every body part, multiple shampoos and conditioners, and makeup wash too. But what bothers me the most is running her car out of gas then it's an emergency for me to fill it up for her! Lol! Randy be careful what you say. This is a public forum.

Posted by robgregory on 02-28-2015 12:02 PM:

things in the shower

Mr. Sparks, it's funny you should mention this. About a year ago I got on my wife for the same thing. I counted 16 different bottles of shampoo, conditioner, body wash-----you name it!!! Her answer was "And I use every one of 'em"!!! Lol.... I figured I'd be better off if I just let it be.... Rob Gregory

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Posted by msinc on 02-28-2015 12:42 PM:

My wife and I both have separate bathrooms...I prefer a shower, she had rather sit in a bath tub and soak in her own crud. That's her problem, but I still have 8 or 9 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in my shower!!!!
Probably the most aggravating thing she does though is answer another question when I ask her something. Here is an example; Q: "when do you have to pick up the boy from school??" A: "we wont have dinner until 6:30"
To which I say, "wait, I'll go ahead and ask that question so it's out of the way...when is dinner???" then say, "you don't have to answer...you already did." "Now, back to the original question, when do you have to get the kid???"
I have asked her repeatedly, "why do you always feel like you have to answer a question I never asked???" She mumbles something that has no relevance.
Number 2 on the list is the way she drives...she can get on the D.C. beltway and in 5 minutes catch up to the traffic jam she is causing!!!
Pull up to a T intersection and sit there and wait for a car to come along and then pull out in front of the next one and cut that poor dude right off...brakes squealing, smoke, sliding sideways to prevent the accident...you pretty much get it.
Put it this way...if she was a dog I had to train I would seriously contract to have a nuclear pellet powered shock collar made...because she would probably never have it taken off.

Posted by trsizemore on 02-28-2015 09:50 PM:

good women

mine cleans the pens and feeds them plus vets them back to health trains the pups and she has lots of conditioners and make up she is the ultimate houndsmens wife also can cook wild game and fish like a chef I will not find another one like that thanks tim

Posted by jackbob42 on 03-01-2015 12:45 AM:

My wife........

If I can't hear her , it's because I'm hard of hearing.
If she can't hear me , it's because I'm getting soft-spoken !

Either way , it's my fault ! LOL

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Posted by Sy Sparks on 03-01-2015 01:25 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by msinc
My wife and I both have separate bathrooms...I prefer a shower, she had rather sit in a bath tub and soak in her own crud. That's her problem, but I still have 8 or 9 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in my shower!!!!
Probably the most aggravating thing she does though is answer another question when I ask her something. Here is an example; Q: "when do you have to pick up the boy from school??" A: "we wont have dinner until 6:30"
To which I say, "wait, I'll go ahead and ask that question so it's out of the way...when is dinner???" then say, "you don't have to answer...you already did." "Now, back to the original question, when do you have to get the kid???"
I have asked her repeatedly, "why do you always feel like you have to answer a question I never asked???" She mumbles something that has no relevance.
Number 2 on the list is the way she drives...she can get on the D.C. beltway and in 5 minutes catch up to the traffic jam she is causing!!!
Pull up to a T intersection and sit there and wait for a car to come along and then pull out in front of the next one and cut that poor dude right off...brakes squealing, smoke, sliding sideways to prevent the accident...you pretty much get it.
Put it this way...if she was a dog I had to train I would seriously contract to have a nuclear pellet powered shock collar made...because she would probably never have it taken off.

You had me laughing so hard I was cryin. Couldn't barely read the rest of it. I guess it's so funny cause it's so true with the driving part.

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Posted by msinc on 03-01-2015 04:53 AM:

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You had me laughing so hard I was cryin. Couldn't barely read the rest of it. I guess it's so funny cause it's so true with the driving part.

It is the absolute truth, swear to god!!!
We were in Ohio once {first time ever there} and we got lost. She was going to this photography seminar where they go out and take pictures of old farms. Personally, I will not leave the house unless I have a clear idea exactly where I am going and how to get there. I should have known better, but took it for granted that she knew where she was going. I was just kind of along as company.
So we get good and lost and I suggest she stop and ask someone where we are. She see's the old guy out in his garden and stops. She gets back in the truck and pulls away and then says something like "yeah, simple, all we gotta do is turn down here a ways, right past where the big red barn used to be." I was like "O.K. where did the barn used to be????" I swear to god she said, "I don't know, we are just gonna have to look for it now aren't we???"? Needless to say, we had to stop and ask another dude and of course at the end of the day I got full blame for getting us lost. Guess I shoulda known where the old red barn used to be!!!! Of note: she is not blond, just for the record!!!

Posted by Sy Sparks on 03-05-2015 02:57 PM:

My wife actually likes to read this stuff. We crack up on this.

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Posted by Cheyenne on 03-05-2015 04:47 PM:

my wife says i'm the worst driver, because I don't speed take my time and enjoy the scenery. On the other hand when she drives i'm sitting in the passenger seat with my foot pressed against the floor like I am standing on the break, and heaven forbid I say anything about a speed limit signs or city corp. limits.

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Posted by msinc on 03-05-2015 07:48 PM:

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Originally posted by Cheyenne
my wife says i'm the worst driver, because I don't speed take my time and enjoy the scenery. On the other hand when she drives i'm sitting in the passenger seat with my foot pressed against the floor like I am standing on the break, and heaven forbid I say anything about a speed limit signs or city corp. limits.

Hang on to her dude...it's hard to find one that can actually drive!!!! Sounds like the one you want when you really gotta go someplace. Like me, I pretty much drive the same way...get her done!!! The funny thing is, every one talks about my driving but guess who they call when it's midnight on Sunday and it's a blizzard and they have to go to Washngton, D.C. ???? Here's a quick hint...it aint my crawling down the highway in the left hand lane wife!!!!!

Posted by OLDBLOOD on 03-09-2015 09:32 PM:

Re: The things that the wife does that really gets under my skin.

quote:
Originally posted by Sy Sparks
This aught to be a good thread!
I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

She could have been an amish!!! No need for a Shower or a Razor. LOL!

Dont worry my showers the same way but didnt see myself marring an amish.

Posted by OLDBLOOD on 03-09-2015 09:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Cheyenne
my wife says i'm the worst driver, because I don't speed take my time and enjoy the scenery. On the other hand when she drives i'm sitting in the passenger seat with my foot pressed against the floor like I am standing on the break, and heaven forbid I say anything about a speed limit signs or city corp. limits.

Oh man you sure we aint got the same one!!!!LOL LMAO

Thats good!

I tend to hold mine to the floor and it isnt the imaginary gas pedal either. LOL! And like you said God forbid!!!!!

Posted by Cheyenne on 03-09-2015 11:20 PM:

wife and i got married right after graduating high school, this will be 30 years this summer, would not trade her for a good mule, but it irritates me when she still gets mad at me for the same stuff I have been doing for 30 years, you would think she would stop wasting her breath on me. If not we will go broke for all the broom handles she has broke over my hard head!! I think she believes them things grow on trees, if not i'm gonna have to timber some of my woods out to get her a stock pile of new attitude adjusters!! she says i'm harder headed than these walkers I hunt!

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