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I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

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This aught to be a good thread!
I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

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is when she trys to point out my faults. after 34 years you would think she should know i have none. LOL.

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Leaving the toilet seat down!!! At least have the decency to raise it up when they are done!!!

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This aught to be a good thread!
I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

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It's like an Olympic event to get in ours. She has a different kind of wash for every body part, multiple shampoos and conditioners, and makeup wash too. But what bothers me the most is running her car out of gas then it's an emergency for me to fill it up for her! Lol! Randy be careful what you say. This is a public forum.

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Mr. Sparks, it's funny you should mention this. About a year ago I got on my wife for the same thing. I counted 16 different bottles of shampoo, conditioner, body wash-----you name it!!! Her answer was "And I use every one of 'em"!!! Lol.... I figured I'd be better off if I just let it be.... Rob Gregory

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My wife and I both have separate bathrooms...I prefer a shower, she had rather sit in a bath tub and soak in her own crud. That's her problem, but I still have 8 or 9 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in my shower!!!!
Probably the most aggravating thing she does though is answer another question when I ask her something. Here is an example; Q: "when do you have to pick up the boy from school??" A: "we wont have dinner until 6:30"
To which I say, "wait, I'll go ahead and ask that question so it's out of the way...when is dinner???" then say, "you don't have to answer...you already did." "Now, back to the original question, when do you have to get the kid???"
I have asked her repeatedly, "why do you always feel like you have to answer a question I never asked???" She mumbles something that has no relevance.
Number 2 on the list is the way she drives...she can get on the D.C. beltway and in 5 minutes catch up to the traffic jam she is causing!!!
Pull up to a T intersection and sit there and wait for a car to come along and then pull out in front of the next one and cut that poor dude right off...brakes squealing, smoke, sliding sideways to prevent the accident...you pretty much get it.
Put it this way...if she was a dog I had to train I would seriously contract to have a nuclear pellet powered shock collar made...because she would probably never have it taken off.

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mine cleans the pens and feeds them plus vets them back to health trains the pups and she has lots of conditioners and make up she is the ultimate houndsmens wife also can cook wild game and fish like a chef I will not find another one like that thanks tim

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My wife........

If I can't hear her , it's because I'm hard of hearing.
If she can't hear me , it's because I'm getting soft-spoken !

Either way , it's my fault ! LOL

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My wife and I both have separate bathrooms...I prefer a shower, she had rather sit in a bath tub and soak in her own crud. That's her problem, but I still have 8 or 9 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in my shower!!!!
Probably the most aggravating thing she does though is answer another question when I ask her something. Here is an example; Q: "when do you have to pick up the boy from school??" A: "we wont have dinner until 6:30"
To which I say, "wait, I'll go ahead and ask that question so it's out of the way...when is dinner???" then say, "you don't have to answer...you already did." "Now, back to the original question, when do you have to get the kid???"
I have asked her repeatedly, "why do you always feel like you have to answer a question I never asked???" She mumbles something that has no relevance.
Number 2 on the list is the way she drives...she can get on the D.C. beltway and in 5 minutes catch up to the traffic jam she is causing!!!
Pull up to a T intersection and sit there and wait for a car to come along and then pull out in front of the next one and cut that poor dude right off...brakes squealing, smoke, sliding sideways to prevent the accident...you pretty much get it.
Put it this way...if she was a dog I had to train I would seriously contract to have a nuclear pellet powered shock collar made...because she would probably never have it taken off.

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You had me laughing so hard I was cryin. Couldn't barely read the rest of it. I guess it's so funny cause it's so true with the driving part.

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My wife actually likes to read this stuff. We crack up on this.

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my wife says i'm the worst driver, because I don't speed take my time and enjoy the scenery. On the other hand when she drives i'm sitting in the passenger seat with my foot pressed against the floor like I am standing on the break, and heaven forbid I say anything about a speed limit signs or city corp. limits.

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my wife says i'm the worst driver, because I don't speed take my time and enjoy the scenery. On the other hand when she drives i'm sitting in the passenger seat with my foot pressed against the floor like I am standing on the break, and heaven forbid I say anything about a speed limit signs or city corp. limits.

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Originally posted by Sy Sparks
This aught to be a good thread!
I love my wife to death but how many shampoo and conditioner bottles does one women need? I counted 2 different shampoos, 3 different conditioners, body wash bottle, face soap, and razor in my shower. Where's the room for my stuff? All I have in there is a bar of soap so I guess I don't need much room. I just use what ever shampoo I feel like using.

What she doesn't realize is that I'm constantly mixing the shampoos together cause I'm tired of all the open bottles in the shower. And who in the heck spends $50 on shampoo?

I better get off my soap box cause it's making me want to put a dip in and I'm trying to quit.

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my wife says i'm the worst driver, because I don't speed take my time and enjoy the scenery. On the other hand when she drives i'm sitting in the passenger seat with my foot pressed against the floor like I am standing on the break, and heaven forbid I say anything about a speed limit signs or city corp. limits.

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wife and i got married right after graduating high school, this will be 30 years this summer, would not trade her for a good mule, but it irritates me when she still gets mad at me for the same stuff I have been doing for 30 years, you would think she would stop wasting her breath on me. If not we will go broke for all the broom handles she has broke over my hard head!! I think she believes them things grow on trees, if not i'm gonna have to timber some of my woods out to get her a stock pile of new attitude adjusters!! she says i'm harder headed than these walkers I hunt!

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