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Posted by Bruce Conkey on 05-24-2005 09:57 AM:

I salute you Mr. Coonhunter Bumpersticker Madman.

I salute you Mr. Coonhunter with the bumper stickers all over your truck. It's due to your desire to cover every rust hole on your rust wagon with a saying, I am not bored when going down the highway. You hunt walkers and show redbones and proudly display it on your bumper. You let everyone know coonhunters do it at night and that when the tailgate drops the bs stops. More importantly thanks to you I know its alright to honk the horn when your horney!!

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Posted by T.Beyer on 05-24-2005 10:32 AM:

sounds like a new beer ad.....

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Posted by big john2005 on 05-24-2005 11:33 AM:

Sounds like someone run out of things to write

Must be really bored with nothing better to do.

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Posted by Dirtdevil on 05-24-2005 12:03 PM:

thanks , Bruce ....that's funny.

Posted by poolecw on 05-24-2005 01:37 PM:

Re: I salute you Mr. Coonhunter Bumpersticker Madman.

Thats pretty good right there.

quote:
Originally posted by Bruce Conkey
I salute you Mr. Coonhunter with the bumper stickers all over your truck. It's due to your desire to cover every rust hole on your rust wagon with a saying, I am not bored when going down the highway. You hunt walkers and show redbones and proudly display it on your bumper. You let everyone know coonhunters do it at night and that when the tailgate drops the bs stops. More importantly thanks to you I know its alright to honk the horn when your horney!!

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Posted by mjrandall on 05-24-2005 02:42 PM:

that's funny right there i don't care who you are that's funny...lol

sounds about like the same guy who's got a $500 dog box and a
$25 dollar hound.

Posted by J.Hall on 05-24-2005 04:07 PM:

Funny thing is, is that describes my truck to a T. Lol! I have every bumper sticker besides the honk if you horney one.

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Posted by Timber Hill on 05-24-2005 06:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by mjrandall
that's funny right there i don't care who you are that's funny...lol

sounds about like the same guy who's got a $500 dog box and a
$25 dollar hound.

Now I can relate to that and the box is full expensive tracking equipment and lights.Sometimes you what for?
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Posted by Walkerfied on 05-25-2005 07:45 PM:

Thats great bruce...

My all time favorite bumper sticker is the one I had on my old 3/4 ton ....."Amateur Gynocologist....Honk for Free Exam"...LMAO ....surprising how many times I got honked at. lol

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Posted by Blueberry on 05-25-2005 08:45 PM:

This reminds me of a bumpersticker I saw on a sportscar....

"My Other Ride Is Your Daughter".....

Boy That would piss me off if it pulled up in front of the house....

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Posted by Ronald Brady on 05-25-2005 08:48 PM:

lmao lmao

they beat the "A honor roll student on board " sticker lol ive seen them till im sick of em every minivan at walmart has one on it lol .....

Posted by Lynn Wilson on 05-26-2005 09:52 PM:

Re: lmao lmao

quote:
Originally posted by Ronald Brady
they beat the "A honor roll student on board " sticker lol ive seen them till im sick of em every minivan at walmart has one on it lol .....

Mine says 'my redbone coonhound is smarter than your honor student'

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Posted by Skinner on 05-26-2005 11:50 PM:

How bout 'My testicles are smarter than your redtick.'

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Posted by Chris Herring on 09-29-2006 06:14 PM:

This is a classic post, thought about it today when I heard a beer comercial and thought I'd bring it bact to the top for new members to see.
Rednecks keep their old trucks together with duct tape, coonhunters use coondog stickers....

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Posted by Chris Herring on 03-29-2008 05:47 PM:

last one...classics!

Posted by Laurie Soutar on 03-29-2008 06:26 PM:

My two favorite bumper stickers
"I still miss my ex - but my aim is improving"
"Are you going to cowboy up, or just lay there and bleed?"
Laurie

Posted by astringer on 03-29-2008 07:12 PM:

One of my all time favorites-----

"My child was inmate of the month at the County Correctional Facility".....

Still makes me laugh...

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Posted by Tracey Jones on 03-29-2008 07:28 PM:

My favorite bumper sticker:

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the rest of the people in his car."

Posted by Bootlegger on 03-29-2008 10:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Tracey Jones
My favorite bumper sticker:

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the rest of the people in his car."

Love it!!!!!

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Posted by Virgil on 03-29-2008 11:06 PM:

One of my favorites

" Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you"

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Posted by nhcooner on 03-30-2008 01:32 AM:

BUMPER STICKER

my favorite" VEGITARIAN"ancient word for poor hunter

Posted by Hayne Culler on 03-30-2008 03:37 AM:

that grandfather thing...... hahahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by trackdriver on 03-30-2008 03:42 AM:

I had one that said coon hunter do it all night my wife made me take it off!

Posted by Hayne Culler on 03-30-2008 03:50 AM:

Now see there trackdriver, there some things some of us can agree on. Good stuff

Posted by ghostcoon on 03-30-2008 10:44 AM:

jeeze, ya'll gots lots of time on your hand. like the rip off the budlight commercial though.. funny.

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