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Location: Fl.
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I salute you Mr. Coonhunter with the bumper stickers all over your truck. It's due to your desire to cover every rust hole on your rust wagon with a saying, I am not bored when going down the highway. You hunt walkers and show redbones and proudly display it on your bumper. You let everyone know coonhunters do it at night and that when the tailgate drops the bs stops. More importantly thanks to you I know its alright to honk the horn when your horney!!

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sounds like a new beer ad.....

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Must be really bored with nothing better to do.

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thanks , Bruce ....that's funny.

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Thats pretty good right there.

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I salute you Mr. Coonhunter with the bumper stickers all over your truck. It's due to your desire to cover every rust hole on your rust wagon with a saying, I am not bored when going down the highway. You hunt walkers and show redbones and proudly display it on your bumper. You let everyone know coonhunters do it at night and that when the tailgate drops the bs stops. More importantly thanks to you I know its alright to honk the horn when your horney!!

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Location: Ansonville, NC
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that's funny right there i don't care who you are that's funny...lol

sounds about like the same guy who's got a $500 dog box and a
$25 dollar hound.

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Location: Central Wisconsin
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Funny thing is, is that describes my truck to a T. Lol! I have every bumper sticker besides the honk if you horney one.

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that's funny right there i don't care who you are that's funny...lol

sounds about like the same guy who's got a $500 dog box and a
$25 dollar hound.

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My all time favorite bumper sticker is the one I had on my old 3/4 ton ....."Amateur Gynocologist....Honk for Free Exam"...LMAO ....surprising how many times I got honked at. lol

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This reminds me of a bumpersticker I saw on a sportscar....

"My Other Ride Is Your Daughter".....


Boy That would piss me off if it pulled up in front of the house....

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they beat the "A honor roll student on board " sticker lol ive seen them till im sick of em every minivan at walmart has one on it lol .....

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they beat the "A honor roll student on board " sticker lol ive seen them till im sick of em every minivan at walmart has one on it lol .....

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How bout 'My testicles are smarter than your redtick.'

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This is a classic post, thought about it today when I heard a beer comercial and thought I'd bring it bact to the top for new members to see.
Rednecks keep their old trucks together with duct tape, coonhunters use coondog stickers....

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last one...classics!

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My two favorite bumper stickers
"I still miss my ex - but my aim is improving"
"Are you going to cowboy up, or just lay there and bleed?"
Laurie

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One of my all time favorites-----

"My child was inmate of the month at the County Correctional Facility".....

Still makes me laugh...

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My favorite bumper sticker:

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the rest of the people in his car."

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My favorite bumper sticker:

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the rest of the people in his car."

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One of my favorites

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my favorite" VEGITARIAN"ancient word for poor hunter

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that grandfather thing...... hahahahahahaha!!!!

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I had one that said coon hunter do it all night my wife made me take it off!

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Now see there trackdriver, there some things some of us can agree on. Good stuff

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jeeze, ya'll gots lots of time on your hand. like the rip off the budlight commercial though.. funny.

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