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an email i got today

Subject: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They
Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch
to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For
Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many
looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

i

like that especially running from the zoo lol

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CH MICHAELS MIDNITE TREE TALKIN IZZY (BLUETICK)

michaels midnite jet burning cuda (bluetick)

Those ideas all remind me of the British show Mr. Bean. Every now and then I have a Mr. Bean moment and do something in public just to amuse myself. Nothing rude or crude, just odd. Keeps 'em guessing.