plottpower
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laugh for the day
an email i got today
Subject: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They
Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch
to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For
Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many
looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
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