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Posted by ronald schultz on 12-28-2009 04:13 AM:

2 cannibals were eating a comedian and one said to the other

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................does this taste funny to you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????


Posted by wildbill on 12-28-2009 06:52 AM:

you aint right,,lol;

what you been smoking out back of the barn,,lol
or was you chewing on some funny looking tobacco plants ?,,lol

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 12-28-2009 01:25 PM:

LOL

Good Morning Ronald!

Keep smiling(and laughing) Heather

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Posted by willseeyalater on 12-28-2009 06:52 PM:

Did you hear about the evil dyslexic guy?

He sold his soul to Santa.


Posted by Wingman66 on 12-28-2009 11:45 PM:

Cookie walks into the doctors office. Doc said whats wrong don't you feel good? Cookie said no doc I feel crumby...

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Posted by nitechamp bud on 12-28-2009 11:50 PM:

Those jokes are as old as my grandma's feet and twice as corny!

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Posted by Mark V. on 12-30-2009 12:07 AM:

Teacher says any one that get the answer right gets to go home early. a litter girl jumps up with the right answer,teacher say good you can go. She asks another ? and a little girl jumps up with the right answer, Teacher says that she is right and she can go. She asks another ? and a third little girl jumps up with the right answer and teacher says she can go. Little Johny says under his breath wish these crazzy girls would shut thier traps, teacher looks around and say who said that? Johny jumps to his feet and says Tiger Woods now can I go???


Posted by jeremiah009 on 12-30-2009 01:46 AM:

one day a teacher tells the class there going to play a guessing game so the first thing is round red and you eat it a girl tells the teacher its a strawberry the teacher goes nope a apple but i like how you think the second thing is oblong and you peel it a girl tells the teacher its a banana nope its a cucumber but i like how you think at this time little johnny stands up tells the teacher hes got one its round hard and has a head the teacher yells JOHNNY he goes its a quarter but i like the way you think



my 10yr son told me this one


Posted by tsizemore on 12-30-2009 02:02 AM:

tiger

tigers sittin on santas lap santa says ho ho ho tiger says where where where


Posted by ronald schultz on 12-30-2009 04:08 PM:

you people!?!?!!?!?!?

GOOD THING CHRISTMAS IS OVER!!!!!


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