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ronald schultz
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2 cannibals were eating a comedian and one said to the other

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................does this taste funny to you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

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you aint right,,lol;

what you been smoking out back of the barn,,lol
or was you chewing on some funny looking tobacco plants ?,,lol

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LOL

Good Morning Ronald!

Keep smiling(and laughing) Heather

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Did you hear about the evil dyslexic guy?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Cookie walks into the doctors office. Doc said whats wrong don't you feel good? Cookie said no doc I feel crumby...

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Those jokes are as old as my grandma's feet and twice as corny!

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Teacher says any one that get the answer right gets to go home early. a litter girl jumps up with the right answer,teacher say good you can go. She asks another ? and a little girl jumps up with the right answer, Teacher says that she is right and she can go. She asks another ? and a third little girl jumps up with the right answer and teacher says she can go. Little Johny says under his breath wish these crazzy girls would shut thier traps, teacher looks around and say who said that? Johny jumps to his feet and says Tiger Woods now can I go???

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one day a teacher tells the class there going to play a guessing game so the first thing is round red and you eat it a girl tells the teacher its a strawberry the teacher goes nope a apple but i like how you think the second thing is oblong and you peel it a girl tells the teacher its a banana nope its a cucumber but i like how you think at this time little johnny stands up tells the teacher hes got one its round hard and has a head the teacher yells JOHNNY he goes its a quarter but i like the way you think



my 10yr son told me this one

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tiger

tigers sittin on santas lap santa says ho ho ho tiger says where where where

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you people!?!?!!?!?!?

GOOD THING CHRISTMAS IS OVER!!!!!

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