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big john2005
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: in the middle of a frozen hell
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here ya go guys just alittle humor.

well I've been up since 3:30 this morning and I have drank enough coffe to fill a well for which a boat could be floating, now how you get it in there only time will tell, cause if it weren't for these hounds and this internet forum, I would probably be bored to do something disappointing,So i turn out my hounds in the direction I wanted but of course that wasn't what they wanted,pretty soon I hear them open and soon they get wooded, so I say to myself here we go again and I turned on my light and headed right in,well when I get there I soon get disappointed by another leafy tree that you just can't see anything in so I grab my hounds with some discouraging disappointment and I turn them loose again in the direction I wanted and with some delight they head right in and soon open up on mr.ringtail again. as I set there and listen for that locating bark I wonder down deep will I have another broken heart, just then it happens they begin to tree and I wonder to myself what This time will I see.

I know it don't ryme but it got you to read it HaHa,roflmao.

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I hear you

Big John I like to drink a little bit myself good luck with your hounds.

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big john2005
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I think I drink too much coffee

always gotta stop and water some plants, LOL. Keep them hounds hunting.

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Lothamer's Fancy Nite Star(Bellar's Pysco and Lothamer's Styling Fancy bred
Lothamer's SKUNA RIVER PREACHER(direct son of SKUNA RIVER FRED and STYLISH WANDA-daughter of Logan's Clover.


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patches
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i understand that. i turned my hounds loose behind the house. they have over 200acres to run in and they turn around go across the road and tree in someone's camp. about 200 ft from the house. thank goodness no one was home. can't find the coon. too many leaves and all these young trees together. leash up one dog, and continue to search. the young female is still looking around. all of a sudden i hear a thump. she gives out her nasty bark and i think rut roh the neighbors dogs have come over to investigate. what the hay a bad night going worse. i yell at the daughter to stay put and head after the female when something runs past me with her behind it. the chase is on. well across from the camp these people have an old 8 x 10 house trailor parked and it is sunk down real close to the ground. the coon ducks under and just like a cartoon ole mira (the female) tries to put on the brakes to stop and rams head first into the side of the trailor. now she is really ticked off and trying like everything to get under that trailor. we searched and searched and couldn't find that coon. but on the other side of the trailor there was a huge wood pile so it could have gone anywhere. gathered up the dogs went back down to the camp we have near the kennels started a fire in the firepit and sat in the moonlight. it was a really nice night. all i can figure is that coon was going from tree to tree and a branch just didn't hold it or it was suicidal.

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big john2005
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Patches

that was good one sounds like one heck of a night and by the way did the dog have a knott on her knoggin,lol or did the trailer have a dent.

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Its not the man that makes a dog its the dog that makes the man.Love them respect them care for them and they'll be your loyal friend for life and hunt, serve and protect you.( your Dog).

Don't Trust No one even your best friends Can leave you stranded and I'm not talking about your dog or your wife.

Lothamer's Little Mountain Kennels ( L.M.K. )
Home of:
Lothamer's L.M.K.'s Screamin Ragin Savage(Fry's little River Cobra(double Pac Man bred) and Harry's After Shock(double Pac Man Bred).
Lothamer's Fancy Nite Star(Bellar's Pysco and Lothamer's Styling Fancy bred
Lothamer's SKUNA RIVER PREACHER(direct son of SKUNA RIVER FRED and STYLISH WANDA-daughter of Logan's Clover.


don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME GET YA SOME IF YA CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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