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Mrs. Walkerfied
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Oklahoma
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Husband For Sale!!!

In light of all of this PAWS battle I thought we could all use a little laughter.

I am opposed to the bill and have sent e-mails to both Oklahoma Senators.

However, I thought I would enlighten everyone with a bit of Hound owner humor.

I bought a sign at a Craft shop last week which reads...
Husband For Sale
Comes with Dog and Gun


lol, I told my husband that i thought I was going to cross out the dog part of the deal
he didn't find it as humorous as I did lol

God Bless Everyone and Good Hunting!!!

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Cinda
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Nope got 1 and that is all i can handle!My sign woul read 1 husband ,no dog and several guns.Comes w/ all the camo and attire to hunt.Will throw in the spot light for shining deer too.LOL
That is too funny.
I think the paws is a bunch of poop.Just another way for the gov's to get in to people's lives.
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Sure didn't take ya very long to figure him out...



LOL





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I was thinking the same thing Hobo. I guess the honeymoon is over lol.

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You will probably have people wanting pictures of the gun and dog.

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.........

is he mean at the tree???........probably runs junk??????????lol......(the husband, not the dog).lol

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My wife come dragging in a little sign that read;"Husband and Dog Lost, $0.25 reward for Dog".

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Mrs. Walkerfied
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Dog Signs

Those sound like some more pretty good signs. As for coming with the hunting gear, I cannot imagine how much closet space that would clear up. Then I would have room for my Camo. As for the other sign I would definitely have to raise the reward price on the dog and I guess I could offer at least a quarter for the return of my husband. lol

HOBO and Skinner, I had him figured out from the start. I don't know if that makes me crazy or glutton for punishment or both. lol As for this Honey moon thing, I think I got shafted, we aren't even gonna be able to get away for Autumn Oaks. Thanks guys and I'll have him write in a bit.

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Cinda
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Some days i would offer a bigger reward for the dog too!And lord all the closet space i would have!Heck i have just the basics,not the not so hot days,cold days and inbetween days.Not to mention the winter gear,and isn't the woman sapose to have the shoe fetish?My hubby has more shoes than i do!And the coats too!
But all in all i couldn't ask for a better man,he gives me what i want weather it be another dog or anything.Ao i cant complain.But as you can tell he is just as spoiled as i am.LOL
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<<My sign would read 1 husband ,no dog and several guns.Comes w/ all the camo and attire to hunt.Will throw in the spot light for shining deer too.LOL>>

I will take you up on this offer!!! I can always drop the husband off at the pound! ROTFL!!

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jason myers
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nope but allways looking for another good old lady

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on any given day i would GIVE my husband away but no amound of money will get the dog. lol

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