Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Kentucky
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Saw this on another board I post on and rolled over laughing. Funny because its true.

COYOTE HUNTING AND OUR GOVERNMENT;

The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again.
This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U. S. Forest Service.


All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said,
"Son, I don't think you understand our problem here."
"These coyotes ain't xxxkin’ our sheep, they're eatin' 'em!"


The old fellow in the big cowboy hat got a standing ovation
The meeting never really got back to order.

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Registered: May 2007
Location: fairmont wv
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thats funny but thats how these stupid people think

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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: mississippi
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a guy always wanted to sky dive so he signed up for lessons and went through the little course and was ready to go. Went up in the plane and jumped out. after counting down to the time to pull the cord, he pulled it and it came out in his hands. Quickly he pulled the emergency cord and the same thing happened. He starts screaming as the earth rushes up at him. As he is looking down and screaming he sees a man coming up at the same rate of speed as he is going down. Quickly when they pass each other he hollers out "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" and the guy going up hollers back "No, you know anything about gas stoves?"

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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: mississippi
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the other day...true story..... and you know how us old men set around and talk. One of them got up out of his chair and said "well I got to get home. got some work to do." One of his buddies asked " What kind of work you got to do?" His pal said I got to go home and put a rear end in a recliner!!!" thought that was pretty funny.

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2016 Miss. State Gr. Show CH.
Overall Miss. State Show CH.
Grand Champion Stevenson's "Johnny Jet,"

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Palms 18:39........You armed me with strength for battle; you made my adversaries bow at my feet!
Two questions sum up life....
Why am I here ? And Where am I headed.

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