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HOBO
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Registered: Jun 2003
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Potty Time.

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.

HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.

THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."

BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MUMMY... I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET."

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"





BILLY SAYS:
"IT WORKS ON THE TOMATO SAUCE BOTTLE!"

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robgregory
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HOBO,

That's too funny!!!!!!
Rob

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Hay i seen u like it. It would be over the top if the boy was reading a coon hunting mag.

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Larry Atherton
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???? Tomato sauce bottle????

Do ya mean the ketchup bottle?????

Oh ya cute joke.

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HOBO
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quote:
Originally posted by Larry Atherton
???? Tomato sauce bottle????

Do ya mean the ketchup bottle?????

Oh ya cute joke.



hey give me a break... I just copied and pasted.....


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quote:
Originally posted by HOBO
hey give me a break... I just copied and pasted.....








Ya should know by now ... NEVER.

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BIGCASTLEDAWGS
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LOL...

...You mean this Doesn't work??? Been doing it that way for years... why do you think I'm brain injured? lol...

Cute Joke... Heather

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RED REBELS
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Re: LOL...

quote:
Originally posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS
...You mean this Doesn't work??? Been doing it that way for years... why do you think I'm brain injured? lol...

Cute Joke... Heather


haha i love the joke too! posted it on facebook

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