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One day, in
> line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind
> him,
> 'My
> elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a
> doctor.'
> 'Listen,
> you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike
> replies.
> 'There's a
> diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
> urine sample and the computer will tell you what's
> wrong and what to do about it.
>
> It
> takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a
> doctor.'
>
> So,
> Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
> Wal-Mart.
> He
> deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the
> urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
>
> 10
> seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
>
>
>
>
> 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your
> arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on aisle 2. Avoid
> heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for
> shopping @ Wal-Mart.'
>
>
> That evening, while
> thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began
> wondering if the computer could be fooled.
>
>
> He
> mixed some tap water, a stool sample
> from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and
> a sperm sample for good measure.
>
> Bob
> hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
> deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
> results.
>
> The
> computer prints the following:
>
> 1.Your tap water
> is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
>
> 2.
> Your dog has ringworm........ Bathe him with anti-fungal
> shampoo. (Aisle207)
> 3.
> Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
>
> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They
> aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
>
> 5.
> If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will
> never get better!
>
> Thank you for shopping @
> Wal-Mart
>



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lmao this ones pretty good, heard it before

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HAHAHA

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I sent a e-mail to wal-mart off the www.humaneWatch.org.
I told wal-mart if they don't tell hsus no the next time they want a donation we would call for a boycott of their stores nation wide and that was not just hound hunters, that includes a whole lot of people that don't have hounds farmers and birdhunters trappers,
people of all walks of life,after we expose what the anties are really up to,meaning no animal products for food can you amagin pizzia without meat or cheese, it wouldn't be a pizzia. I think hsus peta and the likes of them are a bunch of queers out to make life miserble for everone else I,m going to e-mail Megan Sewell and tell her my thouths it'll be my second e-mail to her.
The first was nice and she repided i was wrong all hounds men were abusive to the dogs and they were going to put a stop to it and we weren't going to stop them - are we going to get on the ball and stop them or are you going to set on your a__ and let them take your right as an amercan to hunt your dogs on what ever you want or have no dogs at all,i'm not i'm going to fight them all I can to my last penny or breath whicth ever comes first.

nuff said if you got the balls jump in and fight them!

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Originally posted by Regan H
I sent a e-mail to wal-mart off the www.humaneWatch.org.
I told wal-mart if they don't tell hsus no the next time they want a donation we would call for a boycott of their stores nation wide and that was not just hound hunters, that includes a whole lot of people that don't have hounds farmers and birdhunters trappers,
people of all walks of life,after we expose what the anties are really up to,meaning no animal products for food can you amagin pizzia without meat or cheese, it wouldn't be a pizzia. I think hsus peta and the likes of them are a bunch of queers out to make life miserble for everone else I,m going to e-mail Megan Sewell and tell her my thouths it'll be my second e-mail to her.
The first was nice and she repided i was wrong all hounds men were abusive to the dogs and they were going to put a stop to it and we weren't going to stop them - are we going to get on the ball and stop them or are you going to set on your a__ and let them take your right as an amercan to hunt your dogs on what ever you want or have no dogs at all,i'm not i'm going to fight them all I can to my last penny or breath whicth ever comes first.

nuff said if you got the balls jump in and fight them!

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that one was pretty good!

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Thats funny stuff.LMAO

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Location: NW Iowa
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nothing i liked the joke but wal-mart gives a big donation to hsus and hsus is going to take your hunting away from YOU, let them know you don't like that.

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Registered: Dec 2009
Location: bluffton IN
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thats funny. i work at wal-mart

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