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WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

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OMG that is great.............girl friend is less amused than me though lol.

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good one lol

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LMAO....WIFE ISNT SO AMUSED....BUT I TOLD HER EVER WORD IS TRUE!

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My girlfriend just read this.She DID NOT think it was too funny.Me on the other hand...........LOL!
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Well the woman heard me laughing at the computer so she came running in to see what was so funny.

She didnt laugh.

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i would call mine in here to read it but i know better and i don't wanna sleep on the couch specially after i talked her into goin huntin with me tonight lol

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Well a good woman would be down there on that rug were she belongs and not up there reading what is on yur screen.

WHAT why would some one want there wife to go hunting. I thought that was what hunting was. Hunting a place you can't here the whine. A good coon dog just gets the left over out of your head. You must be newbies. lol

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OKIE they want let me strap a e-collar on the old lady
there are reasons dogs mind better than the kids and
woman.

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OKIE they want let me strap a e-collar on the old lady
there are reasons dogs mind better than the kids and
woman.

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My wife says i care more about my dogs than i do her. Thats not guite true i tell her, almost, not guite. My dog love me no matter how i talk to them or treat them and they dont talk back. Wife is alwright with this i guess she is still here 15 yrs later. Ha Ha. As far as take her with me coon hunting she wont go. Took her fishing one tme stayed from sun up till sun down and she hasnt been back. It is all in how you start them. Ido love my wife, we just hve a good understanding.

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Funny...those are a lot of the same reasons I'd almost rather have my hounds than a husband! I have to say "almost" since at least he'll hunt with me every now and then.

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if i had started off where i am now, i'd have never gotten married. i love my wife and she's a good one. we've been married 35 years. at this point in my life, being 61, i can't see myself starting over again with any woman. whatever my dogs can't do for me, i can do for myself.

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That must be why I'm single...........

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quote:

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whatever my dogs can't do for me, i can do for myself.

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I'D SAY WAY TOO MUCH!!!!

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my wife is ok with all the hunting and being gone so much .ONE night she asked me what that bitch has that she ain't got and without missing a beat I said 8 tit's LOL !!!

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quote:

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Originally posted by wayne f
WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

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If a dog really pisses you off you can put a bullet in its head.....Sorry girls! LOL

oh yea #16.... if you get a dog and it really isnt what you thought it was you might get some of your money back!!!!

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she read my post and said i have known for years the 4 legged bitch means more to you than i do ,you spend more time in the woods with her than you spend with me. she really got pissed when i told when i die cremate me and if my dog dies after me mix our ashes and sprinkle our ashes where we hunt,her answer to this was ,what spend money cremating you ablack garbage bag and a twist tie is all your getting

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I laughed when I read this yesterday ... and guys it goes both ways

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thats a good one

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haha

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Originally posted by wayne f
she read my post and said i have known for years the 4 legged bitch means more to you than i do ,you spend more time in the woods with her than you spend with me. she really got pissed when i told when i die cremate me and if my dog dies after me mix our ashes and sprinkle our ashes where we hunt,her answer to this was ,what spend money cremating you ablack garbage bag and a twist tie is all your getting

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and tree power!!!

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Grand Nite Champion Hester's The Big Show Brutus(Performance Sire)

Nite Champion Hester's The Big Show Mojo

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GRAND CHAMPION GRAND NITE CHAMPION HESTER'S BLACK PEARL

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most of the time i sleep in the dog house with my best girl and thats why i built it big enough to fit a matress in

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