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Ray&Luie
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Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Al
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The Puzzle

A father wanted to read a magazine but was being 'bothered' by his little
girl. She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he
tore a sheet out of his new magazine with the map of the country on it.
Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to his daughter and said, 'Go into the
other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole
country today' ..............


After a few minutes, the daughter returned and handed him the map - -
correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she
had finished so quickly. 'Oh,' she said, ' on the other side of the paper is a picture
of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came
together.'

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Family
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Registered: May 2007
Location: missouri
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Amen.

sorry to say, but the people in the country today dont have enough sense to even recognize Jesus and his influence on this earth.

HHmm how does the sun keep coming up every morning?

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