Registered: Nov 2006
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BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'







General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range..

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.



I just thought y'all would like this. LOL

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That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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THAT IS AWESOME!!! Bet she'll think twice before making a stupid coment like that again!

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That is too funny...

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I like

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LOL, that is the best comeback ever.

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Funny as all get out. Too bad it's not true:

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

Annie

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Now that's FUNNY right there!

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I heard this one before, its a good one for sure

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Originally posted by AnnieP
Funny as all get out. Too bad it's not true:

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

Annie

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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that is awsome

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Why does everyone have to ruin our fun by throwing this snoops crap on here. I just want to be able to laugh at something and believe for a minute that it might be real, but nooooo, someone always has to throw some BS website called snoops at us that probably knows about as much about stuff as I do. Just, for once, leave snoops out of it. Let me enjoy the thought of some reporter getting shut up. Thanks

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