LEE
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an older man just bought a new sports car on the way home he decided to try it out he was runnin about 100 mph when a trooper turned on the red-n-blue lights following in pursuit of the speeding vehicle well the old man thought this new car's pretty fast i'll just out run him well after about 5 minutes with the trooper still on his tail the old ma said to himself i to old for this kinda stuff and pulled over the trooper asked what he thought he was doing and the old man explained that it was a new car and he thought he could out run the law well the trooper said in 5 minutes my shifts over and i don't won't the paper work so if you can give me a excuse i never heard before i'll let you go. the old man thought for a sec. and said mr. a couple of days ago my wife left me and when i saw you chasin me i thought you where bringing her back
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