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Jason Baldwin
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funny coon hunting quotes ...........

I still remember funny coon hunting sayings from people ive hunted with before. Can yall remember sayings old timers used to say about dogs and hunting and stuff ? Heres a couple good ones.

1. " if they are treed, they are carrying it with them "

2. " If that dog is running a coon then hes not the only one cause a grey fox just crossed the road right in front of him . "

3. " That dog is a good dog. He just don't hunt good hisself or with other dogs "

LOL

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if the owls are takin the coons are walkin. you cant tree a midnight coon in january

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My favorite one is "I NEVER SAW HIM DO THAT BEFORE."

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On a comp hunt—-

Guys dog is really burning a track and Cheta came back and sat by me and my daughter and he wanted her scratched. Told him she wouldn’t hunt if other dog was running deer. “If my dog runs deer I would shoot him!” About that time a deer flys by with his and another right behind it. I looked at him and said, “Wish I had a gun.”

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He's NOT mean just very unafraid

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QUOTES

If he's runnin a deer,he just treed him!

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Fella ask what are the hounds running. Answer: I guess a coon since were coon hunting.

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Pawpaw said he had a squirrel hunting fool, he just never finds any! Lol

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Funny Saying

Dog Buyer; Will that dog stay treed?
Dog Trader Quote; When that trees he'll stay all night.
2 Weeks Later: Dog buyer; You lied to me. I've hunted that dog for two weeks every night and he hasn't ever treed.
Dog Trader; You didn't ask if he'd tree, you asked if he'd stay treed.

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I heard guy say once I know those papers belong to that dog I give them to him.

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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Phenix
I heard guy say once I know those papers belong to that dog I give them to him.



LMBO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's funny how a coon can screw up a good coon hunt.

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You oughtta see that dog tree....

A story my did would tell .......he bought a dog from a old man and he asked him will that dog tree ?? Ole man said oh you ought to see that dog tree...my dad said that good huh? ....he said again ...man you oughtta see that dog tree ....my dad took the dog home....hunted him for a week straight.....seen the guy in town at the feed store he came up to my dad and had ask how that dog was doing .....my dad replied hasn't done a thing....i thought you said that dog would tree ?? The ole man said ...no I said you ought to see that dog tree....... cause I never have... lol

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My Old Man

My old man use to say:

1. If he trees on a fence post you better split it open because he has the coon!
2. If they tree that one, he will have horns on his head!
3. Them dogs don’t know if they are washing or hanging out!

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If he's running a coon it's on a deers back

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Old guy that got me started hunting used to say:
Turn your light off so I can hear.

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Blue did tree a possum or two when he was a younger hound, last night.

My dog will tree every coon in a patch of woods. (Why didn't it tree that coon we just walked by)

Junior has never left a tree in his life. LOL on the second one 15 minutes apart. This actually happened on a cast.

He'll catch that coon if he doesn't find some wood. Two hours later no wood.

If I had old Mike here he would of lined that track out 30 minutes ago. Mike has been dead for 10 years.

The longer a hound is dead the better they get.

If he would get gone and under a coon, he would be a top hound.

This young dog is going to be the best hound I've hunted in many years.

60 nights of hard hunting and he'll be ready to win the world hunt.

Is that a dog fight, "no" just an adjustment.

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The Hounds I Enjoyed Hunting:
Dual Gr Natural Smokey River Rebel, A buddy of mine
Gr. Nt Natural Blue Echo ( Gr Nt Quail Ck Jimmy X Nt Ch Natural Blue Bell)
Gr Nt Smokey River Chief's Joe (JBS Chief X Gr Nt Jeans Ruby)
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"You can't trust anything that will eat crap and screw it's own momma."

"Boys we needed to stop at Wal Mart before this cast". Why? "So one of us could have bought a coon dog".

"Will your dog run a deer?" No why "Mine will burn one up just checkin to see what they are runnin".

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I smell what you stepping in!

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Is he open on track ? He barks ever time his foot hits the ground....

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Guys I hunted with as a kid said “if you don’t quit makin noise I’m gonna put a hole in both your kneecaps”😂

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He is not lazy just a pleasure dog

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Yeah he is a dead loner come to find out he only hunted him by hisself.

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"If that dog is running a deer there's a coon on it's back"

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