honalieh
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: PA
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quote: Originally posted by Donnie Stevens
One set of tree points. Only the dog that trees the first coon gets 1st tree.
I think I've been criticized once or twice, maybe m-o-o-o-o-o-r-e for suggesting that 2nd, 3rd, and 4th tree dogs shouldn't get the same points as a first tree dog just because they went their own direction and got their own tree.
MY UPCOMING RACE???
Now that I'm in training for a 100 meter challenge race against Usain Bolt, I'm warming to their ideas. I've got the special dieticians from Michelob and Pizza Hut working with me.
Here's the plan. When I look up and see Usain 50 meters ahead of me, I just veer off in a different direction toward a different destination. Sure, being old and slow, it will take me longer, but the point is we are both 1st to our own destinations. I think that merits both of us getting the same amount of points (don't penalize me for my independence). I'm figuring that if I babble or gasp a few times early along the way (likely)--- and get points for opening mouth on track---, I could get the overall win.
Sure, Usain is young and fast while I'm old and slow. I just need the World Track Federation to agree to our tree point rules as finish lines rules, and I'm ready to rock!!!
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