Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Southwest Missouri
Posts: 2057

10. After crawling in bed.. '' Honey do you mind if I put my cold feet in the middle of your back to warm them up? It'll only take a minute ''

9. '' I don't know where all that mud on your new carpet came from , it must have been the Grand-kid ''

8. ''Honey , did you remember to charge my light ? ''

7. '' I'll only be gone a couple of hours''

6. '' I promise we'll go out and eat tommorrow night , OK ? ''

5. '' No that is not Liquor on my breath''

4. '' I don't think they need washed yet , they don't smell that bad yet. ''

3. ''Honey , where is my cleanest pair of Long Johns?''

2. '' I don't see no way you can smell it , I never got closer than 10 feet of that Skunk''

And the number one thing Coonhunters say to Wives is,,,,

1. He is only asking $2000 for him , I think if we skip the car payment this month we can buy him ? ''

Anybody else got any ??????

__________________
Mark Reavis
Southwest Missouri
Dual Grand Champion Super Sambo

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: May 2008
Location: central Ia.
Posts: 661

"we can double our money on this dog!"
"come on babe, ole puppy dog will tree close!"
"I told you to hang on tight!"
"Just one more hill!"
" its not that deep!"
" its not that steep!"

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Dec 2005
Location: buckhannon, wv
Posts: 1534

hey that sounds like sum things i USED say to my BOYFRIEND... b4 he started coonhunting with me now hes the one sayin it cause hes in better shape lol.

__________________
Southern Kennels
owner: Sam Blosser
Cedarville, WV
home phone:304-462-7054
Cell phone:304-613-9740
dixie_coonhunter_911@yahoo.com
______________________________
Home of:
GRFCH GRNITECH GRCH PR CAL'S TIMBER TRAVELLER

PR Tristan's JR (Tristans Dog)

PR Grampa's Miss Ruby (Ruby's Dog)

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Southwest Missouri
Posts: 2057

'' Honey git up and throw a rock at that dog and make him shut up so I can sleep.''

__________________
Mark Reavis
Southwest Missouri
Dual Grand Champion Super Sambo

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Southwest Missouri
Posts: 2057

'' Honey , touch this shocking collar so I can see if its working ?''

__________________
Mark Reavis
Southwest Missouri
Dual Grand Champion Super Sambo

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Dec 2005
Location: buckhannon, wv
Posts: 1534

i git this one

"but honey, i want to shoot the coon"

__________________
Southern Kennels
owner: Sam Blosser
Cedarville, WV
home phone:304-462-7054
Cell phone:304-613-9740
dixie_coonhunter_911@yahoo.com
______________________________
Home of:
GRFCH GRNITECH GRCH PR CAL'S TIMBER TRAVELLER

PR Tristan's JR (Tristans Dog)

PR Grampa's Miss Ruby (Ruby's Dog)

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: Sandy Hook, KY
Posts: 1009

i dont wount a wife that is not willing to suport me and a good pack of hounds .i need gas do you have 1 more hundered handy thank you .you know i love you

__________________
i tell the truth about my dogs good or bad

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2007
Location: Northeast Mississippi
Posts: 888

quote:

---

Originally posted by longshot
'' Honey git up and throw a rock at that dog and make him shut up so I can sleep.''

---

__________________
Casey L Clayton
(662) 523-0375
Mantachie, MS

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Not Yet
Location:
Posts: N/A

"Can you feed the hounds this weekend? I'm headed to a hunt out of town".

"I won't be out all night".

"I don't need to go to church in the morning. I go to church at night."

"I hang out with a bunch of old guys and dogs. Would you rather having sitting the bar a couple nights a week?"

"Come along tonight.. I promise we'll be home before the 10'o clock news".

"Just another 45 minutes. I promise I'll get out of bed and we'll go do something."

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Sep 2007
Location: central MO
Posts: 1069

12:00-1:00

Honey can you come get me and take me back to the truck?
And
Honey can you come and pull us out?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Sep 2004
Location: ohio
Posts: 772

the best one I ever had was with the ex-wife... she said I think you think more of them old dogs than me..... I thought for a second said you know you're right get what you want and get the **** out of here....at first she thought I was kidding but soon realized not.....been happy camper ever since!!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Columbus,Ga
Posts: 142

How about "You don't need makeup and hair done baby your pretty enough w/o it, so I'm gonna order those collars"

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Dec 2007
Location: NEBRASKA
Posts: 589

quote:

---

Originally posted by Adams, Harold
the best one I ever had was with the ex-wife... she said I think you think more of them old dogs than me..... I thought for a second said you know you're right get what you want and get the **** out of here....at first she thought I was kidding but soon realized not.....been happy camper ever since!!!!

---

__________________
USN SEABEE RETIRED / THANK YOU TO ALL THE VETS AND THOSE WHO STILL SERVE AND SUPPORT.

RIP GRNTCH GRCH 'PR' MISS EMLIES BLUE TITAN
GRCH 'PR' HAUFS LIL BLUE ELVIS
CH 'PR' HAUFS BLUE PSYCHO SADDIE

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: northeast, tx.
Posts: 100

here's 1 that works good for me "thats not my dog I'm keeping her for a friend"

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: tioga co.pa
Posts: 1728

I fell asleep in the truck waiting for old Blue to come in...

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Thomaston,GA
Posts: 3698

quote:

---

Originally posted by Moniteaublues
12:00-1:00

Honey can you come get me and take me back to the truck?
And
Honey can you come and pull us out?

---

__________________
Clyde Murphy 229-344-7308

GRCH GRNITECH"PR" Blue Iron Brummy HTX

Top 100 Finalist 2012 UKC World Hunt.

King of Hunt 2013 BBOA National Bluetick Days

Tree Blue

I use and recommend Backwoods Supplies

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Nov 2009
Location: Clinton, AR
Posts: 50

"I know I've already got 8 pups from my litter, but, I need this one so I can mix her bloodlines in later."

__________________
Steven Woods
Back In Black Kennels

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Cairo, Missouri
Posts: 756

"I won't be out long, just going for a short hunt"
"Did you make coffee"
"Where's my thermos and cup"
"If I buy this one I can sell my old one to make this one cheaper"
One = dog, tracker, light etc.
"Yes those socks are really dirty but a new pair of boots will help"
"Have you seen my squaller?"
"Yes I wiped off my knife before picking my teeth with it"

__________________
Kevin Mathis
Mud Creek Treeing Walkers

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Nov 2005
Location: wakenda, mo
Posts: 200

Yes I will take the kids

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Apr 2008
Location: Reelsville , Indiana
Posts: 1124

"Just one time real quick for good luck."

__________________
Justin Haddon

Proud member of the Deer Creek Cartel

Founding Member of the BSKC. Making coon hunting great again.

Home of:

`PR` B$C Clifford (BoonexCopper)
`PR` Johnson Branch Stub (GitXCree)

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Western Virginia
Posts: 745

quote:

---

Originally posted by capt agricultur
I fell asleep in the truck waiting for old Blue to come in...

---

__________________
Devin Duncan, Bath County Va. 540-292-1176

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Western Virginia
Posts: 745

The guys and I would have made home in time but we turned loose one more time and we didn't find the dogs until two hours later!

__________________
Devin Duncan, Bath County Va. 540-292-1176

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Southwest Missouri
Posts: 2057

quote:

---

Originally posted by JustinH23
"Just one time real quick for good luck."

---

I think even non-hunters have used that one a few times. LMAO

Another version of it would be ;

'' Larry won't be here for at least 15 minutes. Thats plenty of time.. Whadda ya say??''

'' You don't even have to put that book down ''

'' I promise I won't mess up your hair''

Lmao , don't kid me guys , I know ya'll have tried all three of these. Can you read between the lines. This will probably get the thread deleted. LMAO

__________________
Mark Reavis
Southwest Missouri
Dual Grand Champion Super Sambo

Last edited by longshot on 02-05-2010 at 02:48 AM

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Jul 2006
Location: Union City, OH
Posts: 193

My husband says...since he's laid off......"Honey I just need $40 tonight for gas....yes I put that in the truck last night....no we just hunted a few woods.....but honey I really used THAT much gas coonhuntin"

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Registered: Feb 2009
Location: central , al
Posts: 1312

quote:

---

Originally posted by sticker holler
here's 1 that works good for me "thats not my dog I'm keeping her for a friend"

---

__________________
BARRY GREEN
CELL#- 205-337-5086
suthernblues@gmail.com

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged