matt2
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Tall tale of the day
Obama and Biden took ol brummy and traveler out for a day of varmit hunting in the area of south Alabama today. These two ol rangey hounds are top quality varmit hounds that put meat on the table under the worst conditions possible. While doing a little rigging and roading we came across what looked to be an extremely large lion track. He must've weighed a 1000 pounds, the print he left was at least a half inch deep in the pavement. He walked the road for at least five miles and upon leaving the blacktop just outside of town taking a trail leading into moonshine gorge, brummy and traveler were roaring with anticipation of the coming chance. Unloading the dogs we collared each with a wildlife materials magnum, Garmin dc40, tri tonics trash breaker ultra, name plate collar, cut collar and vest. After being full outfitted we turned them loose, although they were very enthusiastic with all the added weight there forward progress was very slow. They trailed for nearly 12 hours crossing creeks only when we carried them, we cut trail for the 2 dogs the entire way and carried them on our shoulders when they gave out. With the trial warming up they finally overcame the giant cat which was 10 feet tall and twice as long. After a brief ground encounter and a stare down between cat and hounds where hounds were hind behind handlers to scared to face the cat on the ground the old Tom climbed out of shear pittey fot the two dogs. These two hounds did great Obama explained, putting out minimal efforts while others achieved success for them. All the while the lion rested comfortably knowing full well the hunters couldn't see him with the thick leaves and foliage. While hunters clapped, circled, beat the tree with sticks, made all manner of noise to get the cat to look or jump the two grand hounds waiting patiently to be carried back out by their two faithful handlers Obama and Biden. Unable to convince ol Tom out of the tree they headed home where the two tired hounds were rewards for their meager efforts with fresh steak and spring water from the local grocery store.
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