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In a bold move to Back The Blue, Trump spokesman, John Spartan, announced that a new hybrid-weapon is going to be made available to all federal, state, and local US law enforcement.

Based on the 2260s Phaser used on the TV show “Star Trek,” the pistol form weapon has stun, heat, and kill modes and an effective range of 100 meters.

Dr. Raymond Cocteau said, “This will truly revolutionize law enforcement in the US. Early testing has shown that officer proficiency with the phaser is 8-10 TIMES higher than with traditional pistols because officers enjoy setting the phaser to ‘stun’ or ‘heat’ and practicing at home in addition to training at the range.”

When combined with tactical "3 seashells" training, it provides a huge jump in the ability to seamlessly scale force.

“One of the biggest benefits is the ability to do realistic training in stun mode using pets, children, and spouses as moving targets. Of course, on the day after April Fool’s day, you don’t want to believe everything you read ”

LOL!!!

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