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Creason
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Registered: Jun 2009
Location: West Kentucky
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What’s your line?

What is your favorite line in a “coonhound for sale” ad? Friend of mine shared a good one, “2 yr old dog for sale, hates a caged coon”.

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One more

Just needs one more season.

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TylerOSU
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Just needs hunted! Green as grass!

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Bob Hennessey
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For SELL quit hunting. I always if it's the hunter or the dog that quit hunting.

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shadinc
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Hasn't been fooled with much. His littermate is a grand nite champion.

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TylerOSU
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The biggest pet peave!

My biggest pet peeve is when you're trying to sell 8 week old puppies and people ask these questions...

1.) How big are their mouths?
2.) How accurate will they be?
3.) How big are they going to get?
4.) Will their color stay the same?
5.) How mean are they?

Good grief people its an 8 week old puppy... Bring your boots and I'll show in the woods for Pete's sake!

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Creason
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Funny

😂😂😂

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FREE TO YOUTH HUNTER!

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Adams, Harold
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Location: ohio
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The biggest laugher ....COONDOG in a sales ad... If its worth much someone is waiting to buy when you think you might sell a good one.

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Preacher Tom
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Just needs hunted up, lol. If i've got a nice dog I want to sell I'll hunt it up and price it accordingly.

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nitehunter2004
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Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Newton, North Carolina
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Got a phone call yesterday.
Hello this is Tim
Yes I won’t to buy one of your pups.
I don’t have any at this time.
How much are they.
Sir I can’t price something I don’t have.
How much If I buy 2 females.
Again Sir I can’t price something I don’t have.

This is where it gets funny.
He said I had a coon dog but someone stole him.
Well sir I hate that.
He said I wrote a song about it you won’t to hear it.
Maybe some other time I’m kinda busy.
He started singing and it went something like this
Someone stole my coon dog and I really don’t won’t him back, Someone stole my coon dog and if he hunts him I know he will bring him back, Someone stole my coon dog and I don’t won’t him back.

I listen to 3 courses of this and laugh till my sides hurt.
I said sir $400 and I will call you soon as my next liter drops.

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Tim

Are you sure that wasn't Tar in deep undercover? Lol. Dave

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yadkintar
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I can't sing not even in the shower lol !



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Reuben
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I really don’t have time for him right now...all I want is what I have tied up in him...

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Creason
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Location: West Kentucky
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Song Sequel

“I know who stole his coondog, and he wants to take him back, he hunted his ole coondog and can’t wait to take him back.” (Sounds like I used to own that dog, I recognize his reputation).

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Pastor Ed
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Best Line

I hate to let him go but... which really means I sure hope there is someone out there as stupid as I was... and I was!

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blueticker
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He was trashy when he was younger.
(ran a deer, caught a skunk, exercised a coyote & treed a possum last week)

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DL NH
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If he/she doesn't sell by the end of the week I'm just going keep him/her..........or..........if he/she doesn't sell by Friday the price is going up!

Sometimes ya need to try out the seller before ya do the dog!

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Best line

Don't get too excited son we're just treating sh**t for manure.

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He ain’t mean but he ain’t gonna put up with nothing .

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Face barks but not ILL ! Lmao

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4 yr old pup for sale

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Nathan Harder
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Maybe its just me

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Originally posted by Cleo
FREE TO YOUTH HUNTER!


I got a dog im getting ready to get rid of. Good dog. Had him less than a year. Got him for the purpose of running with a pup. Had a tumor, I paid to take it off the dog. Trees a lot of coons. Im gonna give him away free to a youth hunter to get more involved in the sport.

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Kennel reduction. That's just like me saying, "Honey, I'm going to the dump today. Do you have any trash that need to be disposed of?" Again JMO

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