msinc
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quote: Originally posted by shadinc
Here's a way. Raise as many pups as you can and sell them for $5000 each, And kill every coon you tree and sell the hides for $1000 each. Good luck.
Hey!!!!!!!!!! You mean I been selling stuff for way too cheap????????????? I coulda been rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, it's simple...all ya gotta do is buy a bunch of rabbits and a wood lathe.
Here's what you do...collect all the rabbit pee and bottle it. Get some real neat lookin fancy labels that really catch everyones eye. Then sell it as coon scent, deer {or whatever other animal a dog will run} breaking scent, buck lure, bear lure, etc. You have to be creative and use words like "secret", "special", and "mountain"...that mountain one is the best.
As if that wont make you rich enough, you use the wood lathe to turn coon squallers, predator calls, coyote howlers, duck and deer calls, and that special deer one called the "wheeze, blow and puke"....they all make the exact same noise but that is no problem either because you go out and find 12 or 13 alcoholics to get on here and swear by everything you make.
Guaranteed almost overnight success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One more thing either get some good disguises or buy a bullet proof vest. Look at the good side...the risks are not much different than being a repo man!!!!!!!
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