Redneck Mafia
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The thing I have heard for years ... "When you see the head lights pull in the drive way , that's what time I will be home ."
Most us coonhunter widows have learned not to give you all a curfew lol . My motto if you can't beat em' join em' .
Love the one " honey can you get up and throw a rock at that barking dog" . I have about every thing on this post it - Chey and I have been cracking up !
How to keep a coonhunters wife happy ...
#1 Remove your boots before you walk on our carpet .
#2 Do not store coon hides in our freezer - buy your own .
#3 Do not thaw said hides out in our house - yes we know it is warmer in here and it also smells good - we wish to keep it that way .
#4 Do not wake us up at 4 am to tell how your hunt went - it can wait till morning . Once asleep we wish to stay that way .
#5 Buy a no bark collar for the barker you leave at home - he may not bark when you are here but when left behind , he drives us crazy .
#6 When you sell that young high power to buy another a couple benjamin's our way makes us happy
#7 Do not leave doubled up pairs of wodded up socks in our bathroom or bedroom floor , this goes for wet & dirty clothes . A little cleanliness goes a long way with us .
#8 Coonhunter buddies calling at 5 am to see how hunt went wakes us up too . You all may be nocturnal but we aren't , they can wait till day light .
#9 A dinner out here and there is a good thing .
#10 We do not want to wake up with your ticks on us - take a shower and check yourself before crawling into bed .
#11 Spit cups get spilled - throw them away - from truck that we drive and from table by your chair
#12 Give a little kiss and I love you on your way out the door . We know you we will be back sooner or later - you always are - not just anyone is gonna put up with you lol .
Most of us had know clue what we were getting into when we married you , but many of us women who have choose to stick with you , have grown to love your hounds too and support your love of the sport . Chey has a problem with a few of the coonhunters wives rules but has caught on pretty good . This list is for you new comers and hard headed ol' dogs .
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01-23-2013 12:24 AM
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