high ridge
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Location: Kentucky
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The wife and the skunk
Last night I turned my young female loose. She struck out in corn and strolled on in there and then wham caught him on ground. I went in and petted her.
Next drop turn her loose and gets struck right out box drives a track and then wham catches another, BUT...
It was granddaddy skunk. She not only caught it but she bathed in it somehow. Pepe Lepew, the famous cartoon skunk, didn’t even have this much aroma. And, I immediately knew my next young phenom was not too intelligent to put herself or me through that.
As she came merrily back in, not only did she come in she brought her new chew toy. It was havoc upon the olfactory sensories.
I got her to lay it down with the tone of the collar, I opened the box door and stood back as she loaded and away we went.
However, in this ordeal this scent has settled on me, in my company truck, and permanently embedded in my nostrils I fear.
I get home put dog up jump in the shower and head to bed. And, I must say after the shower I smelled peachy clean to myself. That was about to be under scrutiny
I walked into bedroom, laid down, and was reaching over to kiss the wife on cheek. In mid reach the wife sets straight up and says, Whewww what do you have on you, oh my god get out of our bedroom!!! I said honey what are you talking about? At this point she is coughing, gagging, and from best I could tell trying to find something to beat me with. All I could do was laugh and that was the wrong thing to do.
Long story short, back to shower then to couch because the wife threatened to kill me if I came back to bedroom.
Funny part of story was this morning getting ready to go to work. I obviously still had the same aromatic effect on her and the kids. And, I had to hear all about it.
But, she said Billy you crazy joker. I never know when your coming home or what you are going to smell like but I would rather you come home smelling like a skunk than perfume.
I got a good wife like most of y’all but the smell last night it’s a wonder she didn’t shoot me.
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Last edited by high ridge on 07-18-2018 at 03:07 PM
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