corky crowder
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Registered: May 2005
Location: virginia
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GOT THIS IN EMAIL
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting
next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he
could get one over on them easy.
So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of
fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me only $5.
Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500, he says.
This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer
quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the
distance from the Earth to the Moon?'
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket,
pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What
goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he
could find on the Net.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows;
all to no avail.
After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior
pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill
with three legs and comes down with four?'
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and
goes back to sleep
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CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
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GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.
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