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Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh, we have to be quiet though" says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks. "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there." "Oh, now we have to be quiet or we wont see any deer." A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?" By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!" And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it

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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back whispered nervously, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!? That bull moose is edging up behind us now !!!" The guy in the front says, "Well, I don't know how about you but I'm going to start nibbling grass

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A man is walking down the street one day when he spots a man with a 12" bic lighter. He asks the man "where did you get that?" The man says "I rubbed that lamp over there." The man walks up and rubs the lamp. A genie appears and says "you have one wish" the man says "I wish I had a million bucks" just then 1 million ducks rain down from the sky. The man is puzzle and ask why he got ducks. The genie says "do you think that man over their wanted a 12 inch bic?"

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James can the state of GA handle that much red power at once ?????

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Ga will be fine cause if you were to show up, you gona be huntin in Tate's Hell Florida State Forest

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The manager of a small business and his secretary decided to go over to her place for some "gymnastics". Afterwards, they both fall asleep

When the manager wakes up and looks at his watch, he discovers that it is after 8 o'clock in the evening.

He jumps up in a panic wondering what he's going to say to his wife. He tells the secretary to quickly take his shoes out into the yard and rub them around in the grass. Then he finishes dressing and goes home.

When the man opens the door to the house, his wife is standing in the doorway fuming and asks him where the hell he's been until 8:30 in the evening?

The man calmly replies that he and his secretary are having an affair and that they had fallen asleep after going to her place this afternoon.

His wife looked at him very carefully and when she saw the state of his shoes, she exclaimed: "You liar, you've been FISHING

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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”

She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”

“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?” “We use it for sex,” she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?”

The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”

What were you thinking ……..

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I Want to Buy That:

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
The same time?
A The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q When driving through fog, what should you use?
A Your car.
Q What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A The color.

Q How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A Heavy psychedelics.

Q What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A Carry loaded weapons.

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Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

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good afternoon
79 SUNNY
PTTMO8
SOUNDS LIKE GOOD HUNT
YOU GOING TO HILLSVILLE
SHANNON
YOU HUNTING ANY
SHAW
HUNT SOUNDS GOOD
HEATHER
SORRY I BOUT FORGOT ABOUT WEBSTER HOW IS HE DOING
JAMES
GOOD ONES
WAS THE FISHERMEN BOND AND LINK
SEE YALL LATER

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My club has a freeing walker sectional this weekend, if anyone is interested. I know it could be a long ways to travel depending on where you are located.

Very cool and breezy here. Supposed to get down to 45by early morning.

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Wow 7 puppies waiting on me when I got home.she had 8 one did not make it.

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Hi gang. Feels like fall here. 52 this morning when I went to work, 68 was today's high and going down to 45 tonight.

Michael - congratulations on the puppies. Nice looking litter, I hope they all do well for you.

James - good ones.


Have a great evening everyone.

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FUNNY stuff! Prayers for all who need. GREAT weather here, almost too cool... Busy pm here, Bob and I moved some plants and shrubs we needed to move...and got carried away pruning etc...lol.. Was just outside listening to an owl hooting that Bob heard while he was out with the mutts. Could barely hear it with all the peepers etc... but it was COOL! It had been ages since we'd heard one here....
NICE litter of pups Michael! Hope the 7 do WELL! Keep us posted!
Corky, I forgive you, Webster REALY barely counts...lol... He is doing well. The increased meds control the seizures well. He is happy and seems to be enjoying life. I love the goof to death and REALLY look forward to having JUST him so we can WALK again! I MISS that... esp. the walks in the woods! I LOVE to pretend he can hunt...lol...
Have a Great night all, HappyHunting etc, Heather

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Good grief 2 nights in a row 10 45 and 50 degrees but tonight me and Sam are done we are going to house just a wild night in southwest va yotes cornfields and coons I am ringing wet with sweat

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Hey gang 56 and nice.
Bond yotes were out in force tonight. English Bob, my boy his friend and myself went for a short one. Two minutes after the dogs opened up it sounded like a hundred of them darn things started howling. Put a possum under a old hunting cabin. And called it a night.

Mike nice!!!!! Hope there doing good.
James good ones.
Rob not going to make it up for this one. Hope youll have a good turn out.
John loving this weather. English Bob was wrapped up like it was winter out. He's not used to this mountain weather. Lol
Corky still praying for your friend. How's mom doing?
Heather heard that Brady left practice today with a knee problem. Not good.
Prayers for all. Have a great Thursday!!!

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Morning everyone! Its so nice this morning thought it mite have frost ! Lol I'm luvin it!!

Ptt nice lookin pups hope they do well!!

James good 1s lol

Hope everyone has great day!! Can't wait for tonite to see Randy houser! An then horse pull in morning!!

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Good morning.
47 degrees
For my
prayers sent for Joe.
Michael
good luck with those pups.
Vabluegal
have a goodone at concert.
Heather
to early for Brady to have problems.
John
enjoying this cool weather.
Shawn & Bond
I have pics on my trail cam of yotes. I can not stand English. I have shot a few in deer season.

Prayers sent to all in need.
Have a good day.

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Morning all well Linkous and JC were hunting in riner last night and all of finer smelled of pole cat Michael even at the shell station by way good looking pups I wonder how there night went

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john,
Them are some good ones.

WB,
They must have been out back by the dumpsters. You know them boys can find wild game anywhere.

Thanks for all th ewishes. They made it through the night so all should go smoothly. Now to just decide which one I will keep.

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Good morning !!

Corky .. Haven't been out hunting much .. But may go sat. Night .. I had to do a little prep work first .. Lol .. So now I think we're ready .. It's been extremely hot and muggy here .. But tonight it's going to be 67 .. The coolest we've had yet !!! But lots of rain ..hoping it will hold off for sat.

Have a wonderful day !!! Today is Kayla's birthday (daughter-in-law) she's such a blessing to me !! Destry is sure growing !!!!!

Friday is Lindz birthday .. Boy .. My children are growing up so fast !!!

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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, then sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, . . . just get that lion out of there.”

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A retired husband and wife in their 60s were dining at an expensive restaurant when a stunningly beautiful young woman in her late 20s came over, gave the husband a big kiss, and told him that she would meet with him later.

His wife glared at him and demanded to know, "Who is that?"

"What's the big deal," replied the husband. "That's my mistress."

"Your mistress!" snapped the wife. "I want a divorce and I want it now!"

"No problem," said the husband. "Just keep in mind that I have arranged that everything that I own is protected in an international corporate trust. You can sue me in divorce court but you will get very little — if anything at all."

"What this means," continued the husband, "is that there will be no more shopping trips to Paris for you, no more wintering in the Carribean and South America, no Mercedes for you to drive, and no more country club where the rich and sophisticated hang out. The decision is up to you."

Just then the wife noticed one of the couple's neighbors from the ritzy area where they lived. "Who's that young woman with Bill Richards?" asked the wife.

"That's Bill's mistress," answered the husband.

"Ours is much prettier," declared the wife proudly.

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