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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: S. Ga.
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Wife , being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband , typically non-romantic, replied,
“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels
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