corky crowder
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HEATHER WAS THIS BOB
God and the Harley Rider
A man was riding his Harley along a California
beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice God said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said,
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I canride over anytime I want."
God replied,
"Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;
the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for such a worldly thing.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help all of mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said,
"God,I wish that I, and all men, could understand women;
I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when
she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."
God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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02-05-2013 01:44 AM
but she said that a'nt happening 
