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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: S. Ga.
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Jewish Cab Driver
A clearly inebriated woman, stark
naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back
seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish
gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no
attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said,
"What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked
woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let
me tell you sumsing, lady – I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det
vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded,
"Well, if you're not staring at my b**bs or a*s, sweetie, what are you
doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told
her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to
myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis
ride?
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