l.lyle
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quote: Originally posted by wbond
THE TINY CABIN
A government social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, (thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is
the outhouse!"
Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?
Peoples always on me de way I talks. My "Brogue" if you will. I could care less . There has been multimilliondollar taxpayerer funding to protect and carry on the way I TALK but NOT the Way I Thinkk LOL" What a waste ARTISSIMOS!!!! Reply to me Dissun Hyar. Social worker ax Kid ?? __ Kid say "e Gone. " ndda querrie , Kid Say 'e Be Gone' another queerie , Kid say "e been Gone" another querrie and the kid say " 'E Bin Gone". Translate dattun back at me and I see if you get a A or a F " LOL Do dey still have Fs to give out ??? or dey done bin took away????
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