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GLAD YOU MADE THROUGH HOPE IT FEELS BETTER SOON

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Thank you sooo much corky !! I still feel yucky !! But I found a pic to share with you and the boss .... Hahahahaha

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My Great Great Granddad Azariah Bass 's brother Jesse Bass Chief of the Nansemond's 1875-1960 and one of there hounds he was affectionately regarded as ' the Daniel Boone of Norfolk County, VA they hunted the Dismal Swamp for bob cat and bear. how about that a tri colored hound you got to love it

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Morn'n

Ok WB, what you trying to say, your ancestors corrupted you.
Great pic.

Corky, looks like Mr. Robin got the boot. WB's pics brings out all kinds

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Morn'n

Ok WB, what you trying to say, your ancestors corrupted you.
Great pic.

Corky, looks like Mr. Robin got the boot. WB's pics brings out all kinds



YEA DIDNT UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY

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I whooped that boy


Yeah, I bet!!!! You wouldn't even let BB whoop Rambler for treeing possums.

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The blonde wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit her.

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LIFE TRUTHS

The truths about life, that little children have learnt:

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

The great truths about life, that adults have learnt:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Great truths about growing old:

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Great truths about the different stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

Great truths about success in life:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

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quote:
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The blonde wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit her.


What Who was that a GA blonde????

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Slough
Morn'n

Ok WB, what you trying to say, your ancestors corrupted you.
Great pic.

Corky, looks like Mr. Robin got the boot. WB's pics brings out all kinds
[/QUOT

No the right foot my cousin brought that picture and some others and gave to me I thought that was pretty cool grew up on stories from both of my grand dads and my uncles about hound hunting used to love them stories about hunting in the dismal ]

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Two fellows from Mississippi were sitting around talking one afternoon...

After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin", and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."

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A filthy rich man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.* He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.* Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 12 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its behind!* Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere.* Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.* Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store* goldfish.* Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.* Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.* You won the bet.* How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.* That was amazing.* How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbiotch who pushed me in the pool."

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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was
severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.

They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "you must decide how many
inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over
thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.
If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be
a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest
in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she
plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back in the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man. "

And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting new granite countertops."

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A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy.
So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500,
he says.

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he can find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart
friends he knows, all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what
is it that goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

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A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"

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Evenin All

Hi There!

Nice pix, esp. the historical one! Good jokes as always!
Shannon, hope that mouth is feeling ALL better now!

All well here. Nice day but overcast and some drizzle...but warm enough to let fresh air in....we let it in as much as possible when WINTER is closing in....

Corky, The Pats are surely looking forward to the regular refs return.....lol... Hey win some, lose some........

Got my first appt with my new primary care doctor tomorrow. FIrst new doc in more than 25 yrs....SIGH.... Just a check up though!

Hope some of you all get out to the woods tonight and get some more purty pix!

happyhunting, HEather

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BRANDON AND HIS FRIEND
WENT LAST NIGHT HAWK WENT LEFT SASSY WENT STRAIGHT PIC OF HER TREE. AFTER GETTING SASSY AND SHINNING HER TREE LOOKED AT GARMAN HAWK WOULD COME AND GO SHOWED HIM 950 YARDS NEXT HOLLOW THEY DROVE OVER TO IT STARTED UP IT HAWK MET THEM


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quote:
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Yeah, I bet!!!! You wouldn't even let BB whoop Rambler for treeing possums.


Hahahahaha .. Cause I don't trust bb... King Richard !!!!

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hehe no need to whoop when all you have to do is press a button


Bb ... I'm going to put that shock collar on you next weekend !!!! And I a sure you there are eyes I'm the sky !!!!!! You'll be going blue soon enough !!hahahahaha .. You keep forgetting I have the LAST SAY SO .. Boo boo

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SHOW CH ' Rays Moonlight Anna's Dream.. MOLLY
FCH CH' PR' Ray's Moonlight Anna's Dream..MOLLY
"Pr" Hannah Ruth's saving angel .... Roo

My heart WILL FOREVER BELONG to my Blueticks..

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end..... JER. 29:11

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Morning all almost to the end of the second page. Slow night.
Hope everyone has a great day.
Going to try to get to the woods tonight. Went Tuesday treed about 400 yds out. Got close to the tree and it was sitting between two houses. Went grab the dog and took off before someone started yelling.LOL
Corky,
I had that happen last year never did figure out what my dog was doing.

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Morn'n, muggy and cloudy

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A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....

Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"

Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."

Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"

Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."

At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.

Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."

Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".

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GOODMORNING
WARM HERE
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GOOD JOKES
POOR BB HES GOING TO HAVE TO WALK THE LINE THIS WEEK END

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