John Sisley
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Registered: Sep 2009
Location: Williamsfield Ohio
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Very important financial information!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.
And, as a bonus... A recent study found that the average American
walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that, on average,
Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you darned proud to be an American!
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