wbond
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Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Christiansburg,VA
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A New Car
A blonde buys a new automatic
BMW X8 sport.
She drives the car perfectly well
during the day, but at night the car
just won't move at all.
She tries driving the car at night
for a week but still no luck.
She then furiously calls the
BMW dealers and they
send out a technician to her.
The technician asks, "Madam,
are you sure you are using the
right gears?"
Full
of anger
she
replies:
"You fool, idiot man, how you could
ask
such a question, I'm not stupid...
I use ‘D’ for the Day and ‘N’ for
the Night!
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