John Sisley
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Registered: Sep 2009
Location: Williamsfield Ohio
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LUNCH WITH THE
GIRLS
A group of 15-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy
Queen, next door to the Ocean View restaurant,
because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad
Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived
on that street.
10 years later, the group of 25-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant, because the beer was cheap, the
restaurant offered free snacks, the band was
good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of
cute guys.
10 years later, the group of 35-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant, because the cosmos were good, it was
right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there
wouldn't be too many whiny little
kids.
10 years later, the group of 45-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant, because the martinis were big, and the
waiters wore tight pants and had nice buns.
10 years later, the group of 55-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant, because the prices were reasonable, the
wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that
opened (in case of hot flashes), and they served fish
which is good for your cholesterol.
10 years later, the group of 65-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant, because the lighting was good, and the
restaurant had a senior citizen discounts.
10 years later, the group of 75-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant, because the food was not too spicy, and
the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.
10 years later, the group of 85-year-old
girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant, because they had never been there
before.
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