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My mother was born in West Virginia in 1922. She always had "sayings" that amused our family and still does. One of my favorites was her description of a neighborhood girl of her youth who got married. Mom said, "She flew all over the pretty flowers and landed on a cow pile."

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He is busier then a cat trying to cover poop on a linoleum floor.

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My ol man always says: Your a$$ is suckin putty balls

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" Every crow thinks theirs is the blackest "

" Never argue with an idiot,, someone might see you, and not know which is which "

" He's so skinny, he'd have to jump around in the shower to get wet "

" He's so buck toothed, he could eat corn on the cob, through a picket fence "

" He's so short, nose to nose his toes are in it, and toe to toe his nose is in it "

Here's a good one out of John Wick's book.
" Any days a good day, when you're looking down at the grass, instead of up at the roots "

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"If I can't have the whole dog,,,I don't want the tail"

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Location: North GA.
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" I know I ain't the sharpest knife on the drawer but I do cut a lil meat every now and then"

" Don't that beat a hen rootin up a hill backerds"

" Be careful who you trust the devil was once an angel"

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heres one from Pure Country that I always got a kick out of:

"funny thing about that little white speck in chicken ****........its still chicken ****"

wonder who that reminds me of lmao

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when policemen ignore the law, then there isn't any law. there's just a fight for survival.

*billy jack

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

Robert E. Lee

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another one from an AKC rep a few years ago:

AKC Rep: we DO NOT pirate from UKC's Preformance Stud list.

Me: then how the he@@ did you get my dogs name and my phone number

AKC Rep: Must have been from there AKC papers.

Me: Hunny I have NEVER owned an AKC registered hound in my life, try again.

AKC rep: *click*

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when policemen ignore the law, then there isn't any law. there's just a fight for survival.

*billy jack

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

Robert E. Lee

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Location: spencerville ontario
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You can trust a thief but can't trust a liar!

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Location: Huntingburg, Indiana
Posts: 273

Can't worry about peanuts when you're makin cashews

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Location: Goshen,Ohio
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Useless as tits on a boar hog.

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Location: Sumrall, Mississippi
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Can't make chicken salad outta chicken ****

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Location: Ms
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Youve got to break the eggs to make an omelette

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Location: Perry missouri
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Doing just as fine as frog hair

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A horse that sh#ts fast don't sh#t long.

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My granny always says, I ain't got much rabbit left in the seat, hell I barely got the turtle,

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*females*
GRNITECH' JR'S JANEY
(Xjr X Insane Jane)

GRNITECH ST. JOHN'S STYLISH REX
(Ol south stylish Rebel X Janey)

GRNITECH' AFTER DARK'S JAN-IT
(Sweat It X Janey)

DUAL GRNITE' LONETREE LEGEND (R.I.P.)
(Noct. Style X Southern Sky)

GRNITECH' STYLISH LITTLE PEG(R.I.P.)
(Trackman X Browns Little Peg)

GRNITECH 'PR' JANEY'S GOTTA GUN
(Wild Card X Jr's Janey)

NITECH ‘PR’ REBELS STYLISH MOJA
(Ol Souths Stylish Rebel X Janey)

AFTER DARK’S PURDY PENNY
(Big $$ X Janit)

NITECH' SEVEN MILE SLOOPY(R.I.P.)
(Skipper x Big time Trixie)

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And grandpas favorite is "Jermy, if all work was fun, it'd be called play"

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AFTER DARK KENNELS

JEREMY KIDD
765-520-1552


*females*
GRNITECH' JR'S JANEY
(Xjr X Insane Jane)

GRNITECH ST. JOHN'S STYLISH REX
(Ol south stylish Rebel X Janey)

GRNITECH' AFTER DARK'S JAN-IT
(Sweat It X Janey)

DUAL GRNITE' LONETREE LEGEND (R.I.P.)
(Noct. Style X Southern Sky)

GRNITECH' STYLISH LITTLE PEG(R.I.P.)
(Trackman X Browns Little Peg)

GRNITECH 'PR' JANEY'S GOTTA GUN
(Wild Card X Jr's Janey)

NITECH ‘PR’ REBELS STYLISH MOJA
(Ol Souths Stylish Rebel X Janey)

AFTER DARK’S PURDY PENNY
(Big $$ X Janit)

NITECH' SEVEN MILE SLOOPY(R.I.P.)
(Skipper x Big time Trixie)

Proud UNION JOURNEYMAN LINEMAN
https://i.postimg.cc/654pWfzm/IMG-1920.png
I.B.E.W. LOCAL 1393

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you can put a dress and lipstick on a pig . its still a pig .

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" I'm so tired, my butts dragging out my backtrack "

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"If I can't have the whole dog,,,I don't want the tail"

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He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

Its better to let everyone think your stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right

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after today my new favorite is:


"tucked tail and ran faster than the feds at the bundy ranch" lol

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when policemen ignore the law, then there isn't any law. there's just a fight for survival.

*billy jack

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

Robert E. Lee

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2nd place is 1st loser

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I am so hungry my belly thinks my throat has been cut

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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Todd, North Carolina
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"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. " - Ronald Reagan

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Daddy used to tell me " pennies make dollars, dollars make hundreds, and hundreds make thousands".

Wifes grandpa would say " Don't tell me you ain't gonna do it , tell me you don't want to" & "Learn everything you can for that is the one thing that nobody can take away from you".

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English Hound
Dexter (Timber Cutter X Cedar Creek Bee)

Bluetick Hound
Liz (Davis Creek So Blue Slug x Watsons Smoky Mtn Blue Zip)

Gone but never forgotten
Briar (Andersons Screaming Blue Zues X Triple D All Grand Puddles)
Blue (Thunder St. Nick X Fosters Little Frosty)

Proudly use and sale
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Ok this is no longer fun without Jim.

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