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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 75-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked. ‘Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’ ‘No, not yet,’ she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’ ‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I asked. ‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’


‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.!!!......'

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I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.

Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis, then they gave me hypodermics.

Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.

These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while.

I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis…

I don’t know how I pulled through it all. It was the hardest spelling test I’ve ever had.

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GOOD MORNING

WBOND,
LIKE THOSE PICS.

JAMES, |
GOOD JOKES AS ALWAYS.

SHANNON,
GLAD YOU GUYS ARE OK. HOPE YOUR TRUCK SURVIVES. BUT THEY MAKE NEW ONES.

REX,
MASS SHOOTING SUX. AS FOR THE PUP WITH BURNS HOPE IS GETS ALOT BETTER AND THEY CATCH THOSE A$$E$ THAT DID IT.

GOOD DAY EVERYONE.

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http://abc30.com/society/socal-woma...ove-it/3095805/

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Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
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62 degrees at night in February it's way too hot hunting in short sleeves and ringing wet what happened to winter

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Not a good picture but he is laying right in the fork all black you could not even see any ring's in his tail left him or her to maybe pass on his or her's gene's next one wasn't so lucky

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Funny jokes, James.

Nice pictures, WB, we haven't had the dogs out for wks. Ruby should be out of heat now. But it rains everyday...maybe next wk if we finish up the Twp audit. The other 2 auditors work so we meet at 6Pm and work until 10 pm. That use to be the time we'd go out, but we're slowing down in our old age.

Rob, I'm really hoping there's a special place in h3ll for people that torture animals and children.

A friend is in the hospital, we're going to visit her on the way to a Blue Grass Festival today. Tomorrow, we're going to a Sportsmen's show at the casino. Chuck'S sister and BIL are taking his mom up to play the slots, they want to stay all night so we'll mt them there and bring his mom home. I need a BIG WIN or I might have to skip going up in March.

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Funny jokes, James.

Nice pictures, WB, we haven't had the dogs out for wks. Ruby should be out of heat now. But it rains everyday...maybe next wk if we finish up the Twp audit. The other 2 auditors work so we meet at 6Pm and work until 10 pm. That use to be the time we'd go out, but we're slowing down in our old age.

Rob, I'm really hoping there's a special place in h3ll for people that torture animals and children.

A friend is in the hospital, we're going to visit her on the way to a Blue Grass Festival today. Tomorrow, we're going to a Sportsmen's show at the casino. Chuck'S sister and BIL are taking his mom up to play the slots, they want to stay all night so we'll mt them there and bring his mom home. I need a BIG WIN or I might have to skip going up in March.

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GOOD MORNING ALL

REX,
I AGREE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HE!! FOR THOSE KIND.

WBOND,
NICE PICS. WINTER WILL RETURN. WE CAN STILL HUNT WATERFOWL UNTIL THE 10TH BUT ITS TOO WARM. BIRDS HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO MIGRATE NORTH.

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We saw a flock of 20 geese fly over a couple of days ago. I remember the first time I ever heard a flock of geese. I wasn't old enough to be in school and was staying at my grandma's. We walked up her lane to get the mail. I told her Indians were coming. She thought that was pretty funny.

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A woman from New York was driving thru a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on his horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e ha-a-a! So loud that it echoed from thr surrounding hills and canyon walls.
When they arrived in town he left her off at the local service station, yelled one more Ye-e-e ha-a-a! And rode off.
"What did u do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the attendant. "Nothing, " the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady" the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

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The Red dogs still getting it done, even though it is 50 degrees in February.

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Nice picture of your son and red dawgs, JR.

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well guys & gals i find myself looking for another truck, sold mine and am on the hunt again wish me luck. ---- see ya

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Good luck truck hunting, Dan. Hope we're done with that for awhile.

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GOOD MORNING GANG,
30 HERE

REX,
MY WIFE WAS DRIVING PAST THE LAKE A FEW YEARS BACK, THERE WAS A FLOCK OF GEESE ON IT. tHEY WERE FEEDING SO BUTTS WERE UP IN THE AIR. SHE SAID LOOK AT THE PENGUINS. LOL. I HAVE BEVER LET HER FORGET THAT..

DANW,
BEEN SEEING SOME TURKEYS. GOT YOU CALL READY.

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GOOD MORNING GANG,
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REX,
MY WIFE WAS DRIVING PAST THE LAKE A FEW YEARS BACK, THERE WAS A FLOCK OF GEESE ON IT. tHEY WERE FEEDING SO BUTTS WERE UP IN THE AIR. SHE SAID LOOK AT THE PENGUINS. LOL. I HAVE BEVER LET HER FORGET THAT..

DANW,
BEEN SEEING SOME TURKEYS. GOT YOU CALL READY.

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Our eyes deceive us sometimes. I wounded a doe one time and my uncle heard me shoot so he came down to help me get my deer out. She was still on her feet so we started tracking her. My uncle stopped and said there she is, she's down, looking at us. I couldn't see her. I kept pointing and insisting he could see a deer. We walked a little closer and it was a weird shaped stump. We found my deer dead, a few minutes later.

WB, before the picture loaded, I thought u must have ur wife and daughter out eating crab legs.

Dan, did u find a truck yet?

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I am still looking not much to pick from in my price range, looking at a ford tomm. --- see ya

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GOOD MORNING ALL
LIGHT DUSTING OF SNOW YESTERDAY.

WBOND,
LIKE THE PIC. DOGS LOOK GOOD.

REX,
I HAVE HAD MY EYES PLAY TRICKS ON ME IN THE WOODS. I WALKED UP ON A DEER I WOUNDED ONCE. I SAW IT LAYING LOOKING AT ME. IT JUMPED UP AND I SHOT IT. WELL LETS JUST SAY I HAD TWO SIX POINTS LAYING DEAD ABOUT 35' APART. NOT SURE WHY THE ONE WAS BEDDED DOWN WHEN THE OTHER RAN SO CLOSE AND FELL. BOTH WERE TAGGED. MAKES FOR A GOOD STORY AROUND CAMP FIRES AND HUNTING CAMPS.

ALSO IT MUST AFFECT COONHUNTERS IN COMPETITION. THEY SEE COON EYES IN EVERY TREE EVEN WHEN THERE ARE NO COON THERE. LOL. I HAVE HAD GUYS WANT PLUS POINTS FOR SPIDER EYES, SQUIRRELS, DARK SPOTS THAT LOOK LIKE COON, A CLUMP OF LEAVES. ONE NITE A GUY TRIED TO PLU A WHIPORWILL THAT HIS YOUNG DOG BAYED ON A LOG. WE COULD SEE THE EYE, THEN WE WALKED UP IT SAT THERE THEN FLEW AWAY. MOST COONHUNTERS COULD WRITE A BOOK ON THE TALES OF THE NITE HUNT.

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Good morning everyone !! I’m just dropping by to check on everyone !! I’m glad everyone is doing well !!

It’s been cold here this week !! Freezing temperatures! I can’t wsit until summer !!
My truck is totaled! And I’m truckless !! I have no idea how I’m going to get anything else ! But Thank God, jonathan is letting me drive his old bmw ! I’m still grateful even if the ac , radio , windows , inside lights , seats don’t adjust, and the back windows don’t roll up, or the front ones down .. 😂😂😂😂. I’m still so very glad I have it to get to work !! One thing about ole Shan , I don’t complain and I always remain humble and grateful!! God will provide !!

Funny jokes y’all !!
Slough, good to see you posting !
Rob, glad you’re doing alright !!
Corky, you’re still the sweetest !
Wb, absolutely love the pictures !!!
Dan , happy hunting , I pray you find just what you’re wanting !! You’re to sweet too !
Rex .. hi !!

I hope everyone has a wonderful day !!!
Much love from GA !!

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Hi Shan, sorry about ur truck. Hope u find something.

I've been reading the thread someone started on COON HUNTING STORIES. We all have some good and bad ones. We have more deer hunting stories. Chuck's dad likes to retell those. His bday was yesterday. He was 87 and he got a small buck this yr.

I'm tired of snow. Guess there were quite a few fender benders the other morning, we got about 6" of snow and they're calling for 3-5" more.

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MORNING ALL
2" OF FRESH SNOW THIS MORNING. 22 DEGREES. TO BE 40 NEXT WEEK.

REX,
I DISLIKE SNOW ALSO. SOME OF THE OLD READS ON HERE ARE GOOD. SAW A FENDER BENDER YESTERDAY COMING HOME FROM MORGANTOWN WV.

SHANNON,
TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR TRUCK. THEY MAKE THEM EVERYDAY. PRICES ARE TERRIBLE. I LOOKED AT ONE 58,000 DOLLARS. THEY STILL HAVE IT...!!!!! IT WAS A 3/4 TON DODGE POWER WAGON AND LOADED. I GUESS SOMEONE ELSE WILL PULL THE TRIGGER.

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