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AFTERNOON ALL

WBOND,
I KNOW ITS LATE, HAPPY B DAY.

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Nt.Ch. Gr.Ch. Gr.WCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Crystal
Ntch. GrCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Magic
Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN


CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
CH. PR. MCMILLANS MIDNITES STINGIN SADIE

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

HEAVY FOG AND RAIN HERE.

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all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN


CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
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Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone

Linkous is excited that possum season is about to come in

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Dan, they're like all 🐎s....eat $ and crap work! Hope to ride Dolly (15 yo mare) soon. Jericho (her 8 yo gelding) is gonna take some work. He's pretty nervous. My plan is to work with him until spring on the ground basics, then send him to a trainer.

Good morning, Rob.

WB, does Linkous pickle his possums?

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Three men – an American, a Japanese and an Irishman – were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

“That was my pager,” he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Irishman felt decidedly low tech and, not wanting to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

“It appears that you’ve got a bit a of a stuck paper problem there,” pointed the amused American.

“Well, will you look at that. I must be getting a fax!” Declared the Irishman

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank."
Passenger: “Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie: "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.

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BUBBA AND BILLY BOB

Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy gobs of these, take 'em back to Tuscaloosa, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ....."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll played football for Bama, didn’t y’all?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry cleaners."

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer." the man began, "I can explain!"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, ‘We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.’

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

‘We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!!!’

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, ‘What’s wrong, father?’

With a choking and tear filled voice, the Abbot screams: “The word was… the word was… CELEBRATE!!!”

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Good ones james----see ya

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LOL...they're all cute jokes.

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Just in case yall were wondering the snakes are still out

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Thanks for the info, but I wasn't wondering about them until I read ur post....darn!

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Let a big moccasin slip away yesterday.

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Chuck went out looking for a place to hunt deer while I stayed home to make lunch. Before he got home the dogs started barking, I looked out the window and Luwee our Rat Terrier was running out through the field after a momma bear and 4 cubs! Chuck didn't see anything, but while we were eating, he felt 2 ticks crawling on him. He won't put any tick repellent on when he's hunting deer.

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GOOD MORNING
FINALLY A WEATHER FORECAST WITH NO 80S
WB
Y'ALL GET ANY FROST THIS MORNING
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KEEP THE SNAKES DOWN THERE
REX
I BET THAT WAS A SIGHT DID CHUCK FIND A GOOD SPOT
I CAME HOME FROM THE VET 6 POINT BUCK STANDING IN FRONT YARD

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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, not yet, you have another 43 years, 2 hours and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in the presence of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 plus years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied, "My child, I am sorry, but I didn't recognize you!"

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Corky, is Charlie Brown Ok?
Chuck didn't find any acorns. His back hurts so bad he only goes out for a little while. We haven't had the dogs out for almost a month😞 I called a chiropractor today, got us appts tomorrow. Hope he can help, our dr gave us his # and Chuck's sister goes to him.

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GOOD MORNING
42W DEGS
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CHARLIE BROWN IS DOING FINE A WILD ONE IN TO EVERYTHING
HOPE CHUCK FINDS A BIG BUCK
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GOOD JOKE
WB AND ROB
MUST HAVE LOST COMPUTER PASS

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TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

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WB is having to clean and mop the beauty shop.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Slough
WB is having to clean and mop the beauty shop. [/QUOTE

That's all done been hunting by myself till Linkous and Price ever get done cleaning house they must have a pile of vacuuming and laundry to do

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Slough
WB is having to clean and mop the beauty shop. [/QUOTE

That's all done been hunting by myself till Linkous and Price ever get done cleaning house they must have a pile of vacuuming and laundry to do

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Chiropractor said he couldn't help Chuck. He has bone spurs and the cushion is thin between hi L3/L4. He hasn't felt like going archery hunting, but laid around most the day to rest his back so he could take the dogs out tonight. First night of coon season started at midnight.
I rode my new horse, Dolly, for 2.5 hrs on Thursday, she did great. Rode Jas today for 3.5 hrs, the leaves aren't that pretty, but it's still my favorite time to be in the woods.

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A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: “Rest in Peace.”

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied:

“Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this – somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying:

“Congratulations on your new location!”

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