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..............yup........it's that dad gum diet of theirs.........everything and anything............dead (for up to a month) or alive.........#3 shirts are down to only 19,995 left..................

Special!!!! Special!!!! Special!!!
If you're an illegal immigrant and can prove that you have one or more contagious diseases that could actually kill an American citizen your shipping is free!!!!!

Disclaimer: Order must be unaccompanied by a certified letter from the 'Disease Control Center' in Atlanta. Must be original copy no reprints or falsifications from your home country will be accepted. No more than 10,000 shirts will be sold to one illegal immigrant at a time. If illlegal alien/immigrant dies before shipment arrives no refunds will be given and recipient of said delivery will pay shipping.

I hope this clears everything up.... Jeff

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Hester
After realizing there was such a huge demand for it, I have developed the first ever Yeti repellant in a can.
I will garantee this to be 100 percent effective. I said 100 percent.
No man woman or child has ever been bothered by Yeti' while wearing this product.
It has the same pleasing aroma as deepwoods OFF and ,in order to keep the cost down,I have decided to also use the same exact can as the OFF folks do.

Pm me for a price list, or possibly a partnership deal if intrested.
It is not cheap, but well worth the piece of mind that one derives from being able to enjoy the great outdoors without always looking over your shoulder.

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Hester
After realizing there was such a huge demand for it, I have developed the first ever Yeti repellant in a can.
I will garantee this to be 100 percent effective. I said 100 percent.
No man woman or child has ever been bothered by Yeti' while wearing this product.
It has the same pleasing aroma as deepwoods OFF and ,in order to keep the cost down,I have decided to also use the same exact can as the OFF folks do.

Pm me for a price list, or possibly a partnership deal if intrested.
It is not cheap, but well worth the piece of mind that one derives from being able to enjoy the great outdoors without always looking over your shoulder.

Cheaper than a gun. I think it will work. Only thing that worries me is that it sounds like the product 'Deep Woods Off'. Hey let me speak with a lawyer.... I'm sure he'll be able to tell us if we can get away with it or not. Man our product line is growing daily.
Jeff

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,...................

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Originally posted by elvis
Hester
After realizing there was such a huge demand for it, I have developed the first ever Yeti repellant in a can.
I will garantee this to be 100 percent effective. I said 100 percent.
No man woman or child has ever been bothered by Yeti' while wearing this product.
It has the same pleasing aroma as deepwoods OFF and ,in order to keep the cost down,I have decided to also use the same exact can as the OFF folks do.

Pm me for a price list, or possibly a partnership deal if intrested.
It is not cheap, but well worth the piece of mind that one derives from being able to enjoy the great outdoors without always looking over your shoulder.

................is it the super supreme, best ever, supreme stuff????......you might consider throwing in a free tube of Supra-Derm...for those who might have already been "assaulted" by a Yeti...............lol

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Re: ,...................

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Originally posted by coon dawg
................is it the super supreme, best ever, supreme stuff????......you might consider throwing in a free tube of Supra-Derm...for those who might have already been "assaulted" by a Yeti...............lol

Coon Dawg...
You got a point we want only the best!!! I think I have a way to market this stuff. Coon Dawg please do the research on the product. I believe I have a can in the truck. I'll get back with you.
Jeff
P.S.- If you've already been assualted by a Yeti it's to late for help all we can do is bandage you up and recommend 'Depends
Diapers'. Wait.....I've just created another product.

Commercial/Advertisement
Have you been assaulted by a Yeti? Well know there's help! Yeti Diapers there specially made for people who have been assaulted by a Yeti. Also try our new 'Supra Derm Cream' it comes with the purchase of our diapers for a limited time only.

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Coon Dawg...
You got a point we want only the best!!! I think I have a way to market this stuff. Coon Dawg please do the research on the product. I believe I have a can in the truck. I'll get back with you.
Jeff
P.S.- If you've already been assualted by a Yeti it's to late for help all we can do is bandage you up and recommend 'Depends
Diapers'. Wait.....I've just created another product.

Commercial/Advertisement
Have you been assaulted by a Yeti? Well know there's help! Yeti Diapers there specially made for people who have been assaulted by a Yeti. Also try our new cream it comes with the purchase of our diapers for a limited time only.

.......I'll field test Elvis's stuff.........AND buy out the rest of Cas Walker's super famous supreme Supra Derm supply!!!!.........

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dont you fellers double cross me on repellant sales. If I find out im not getting my cut of the profit, Ill put some of my very newest product in your own personal cans of repellant, Yeti in heat.

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quote:
Originally posted by elvis
dont you fellers double cross me on repellant sales. If I find out im not getting my cut of the profit, Ill put some of my very newest product in your own personal cans of repellant, Yeti in heat.

...........well, that would increase the heck outta our Supra-Derm sales!!!!!!!!!!!!.....lololol

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Elvis...Hold up!!!

Hey Coon Dawg and I wouldn't even think of doing such a thing. Man you mean business! I guess that's what they mean by a hostile take over. I'm still waiting on the field reports from Coon Dawg before we make a decision.
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Coon Dawg

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...........well, that would increase the heck outta our Supra-Derm sales!!!!!!!!!!!!.....lololol

In laymans terms explain what Supra-Derm does...lol.
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In laymans terms explain what Supra-Derm does...lol.
Jeff

.................it SHRINNNNNNKS swollen body parts.................like hemmhoroids, for example....lololol......also cures poison ivy, rashes, burns, scours, the gout, mild cases of the flu, and a few STD's when used PROPERLY................lol

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Re: Elvis...Hold up!!!

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Hey Coon Dawg and I wouldn't even think of doing such a thing. Man you mean business! I guess that's what they mean by a hostile take over. I'm still waiting on the field reports from Coon Dawg before we make a decision.
Jeff

...............hey ELVIS..............we be honest Southern Country boys.........honest to a fault, thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!.....notice we don't sell Werewolf shirts........because there is no such thing!!!!.....lolol

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Re: Re: Elvis...Hold up!!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by coon dawg
...............hey ELVIS..............we be honest Southern Country boys.........honest to a fault, thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!.....notice we don't sell Werewolf shirts........because there is no such thing!!!!.....lolol [/QUOTE

Special!!!!! If you act now will send you an official 'Werewolf' shirt
for only $20.00!!!!

Anybody got any possum hides for sale? I'll give you a $1.00 a piece for them.

(Possum hides make great werewolf shirts.... Coon Dawg start gathering up road kill we've opened the flood gates I'm sure the response will be overwhelming. Dang and we're starting summer I guess I'll have to done the nose clip and rubber gloves.)

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Re: Re: Re: Elvis...Hold up!!!

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by coon dawg
...............hey ELVIS..............we be honest Southern Country boys.........honest to a fault, thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!.....notice we don't sell Werewolf shirts........because there is no such thing!!!!.....lolol [/QUOTE

Special!!!!! If you act now will send you an official 'Werewolf' shirt
for only $20.00!!!!

Anybody got any possum hides for sale? I'll give you a $1.00 a piece for them.

(Possum hides make great werewolf shirts.... Coon Dawg start gathering up road kill we've opened the flood gates I'm sure the response will be overwhelming. Dang and we're starting summer I guess I'll have to done the nose clip and rubber gloves.)

.......started collectin' the possums for us..........got 3 off the road, and the hounds caught 7 last night..............ps-Elvis's Yeti repellant WORKS!!!..........haven't seen one in 2 nights of huntin'!!!!!!!!!!...........ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Re: Re: Elvis...Hold up!!!

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Anybody got any possum hides for sale? I'll give you a $1.00 a piece for them.

Man, I knew those trashy dogs would come in handy someday!! I'm in the money now!!

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Man, I knew those trashy dogs would come in handy someday!! I'm in the money now!!

......we are giving DOUBLE THAT for skunk hides..............don't sell them skunk dogs!!!!!!!!!!!............lolololol

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what do yall give for bigfoot hides? i got one in the freezer right now!!!!!!!!!!!

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......we are giving DOUBLE THAT for skunk hides..............don't sell them skunk dogs!!!!!!!!!!!............lolololol

How'd you know my dogs love to kill skunks??? Must've smelled them through the computer screen, or read my other posts!!

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what do yall give for bigfoot hides? i got one in the freezer right now!!!!!!!!!!!

...........$500 for a blue one...........$1000 prime.............lolol

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How'd you know my dogs love to kill skunks??? Must've smelled them through the computer screen, or read my other posts!!

..I owned a few Plotts...............lololol.............j/k...............lol

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RARE FIND!!!

'East Tennessee Snow Yeti/Abominable Snowman Society and Sasquatch Admirers also known as ETSYASSSA - Brother Association of the Illinois Chapter of the 'Snow Yeti Hound Fanciers' IS PLEASED AND EXCITED!!! to announce this very rare find.

These eggs were found in a Yeti cave nest deep in the Smokey Mountains. Fortunately, the momma Yeti had rolled off of the eggs when she passed out drunk. (we are speculating that the location of the cave nest was selected due to the proximity of a rather large moonshine still operation less than quarter of a mile away) While she was passed out, we were also able to milk the momma Yeti and obtain over 2 liters of Yeti milk for our experts to analyze. Just as we have always suspected, analysis proved that the milk is indeed 90 proof. Of course, 2 of the laboratory assistants quit because of the smell. Yeti milk stink has officially topped the lactation odor charts, beating warm goat milk and hippie breastmilk out for this dubious honor.

We have the Yeti eggs in an incubator and will update you as results are available.

Thanks!
Jeff

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Derek....

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what do yall give for bigfoot hides? i got one in the freezer right now!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it freezer burned? I'll trade u a few cans of Yeti repellent if Elvis will sell me some.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Elvis...Hold up!!!

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.......started collectin' the possums for us..........got 3 off the road, and the hounds caught 7 last night..............ps-Elvis's Yeti repellant WORKS!!!..........haven't seen one in 2 nights of huntin'!!!!!!!!!!...........ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!

Coon Dawg.... I have some bad news to report. It seems that a group of seniors was touring 'Cades Cove' in the Smokey Mountains, when they were accousted by a band of outlaw Yetis. Everyone of them was wearing the Yeti repellent..... I know this because I suckered them into buying a few cans...I mean persuaded them into buying some. Anyways when Yeti repellent is mixed with 'Ben Gay' it becomes an aphrodisiac that Yetis can't resist. Everything ended on a good note. A Yeti response team was dispatched and as of now 4 Yeti, a biker and two meth
heads were killed in the take back of the senior citizens, The seniors are currently on their way back to Kalamazoo, Michigan. Anyways start making a list of precautions for the can.....all I have to say is gee thanks Elvis!
Jeff

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well i dont rilly want any yeti repellant if it attracts em...i will take a couple t-shirts tho

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Derek

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well i dont rilly want any yeti repellant if it attracts em...i will take a couple t-shirts tho

It only attracts them when you use it in conjunction with 'Ben Gay' muscle cream. How many T's do you want for the hide....is it a male or a female?
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