Registered: Jan 2012
Location: Lawrenceburg TN
Posts: 1793

A PASTOR WENT TO SEE ABOUT A LADY WHO HAD BEEN ABSENT THE PREVIOUS SUNDAY!!! NOTICING HER CAR WAS THERE, HE TRIED SEVERAL TIMES, BUT COULD NOT GET ANYONE TO ANSWER THE DOOR!!! HE TOOK OUT A BUSINESS CARD, WROTE ON THE BACK REVELATIONS 3:20 "BEHOLD I STAND AT THE DOOR AND KNOCK"!!!HE THEN STUCK IT IN THE DOOR AND LEFT!!! THE NEXT SUNDAY, WHILE HELPING TO COUNT THE TITHES AND OFFERINGS, HE FOUND THE SAME CARD IN WITH THE MONEY!!! TURNING IT OVER HE SAW HIS OWN WRITING AND UNDERNEATH THE FOLLOWING VERSE; GENISIS 3:10 "I WAS NAKED AND I HID MYSELF"!!!

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Registered: Jan 2012
Location: Lawrenceburg TN
Posts: 1793

A YOUNG LAD PROUDLY ENTERED HIS FIRST COMPETITION HUNT!!! AT THE FIRST TREE, THE YOUNG MAN'S DOG PROCEEDS TO EAT THE OTHER DOGS!!! IN SHOCK, ONE OF THE OTHER HANDLERS SCREAMS, "WHAT KIND OF A DOG IS THAT"??? THE YOUNG MAN SOFTLY REPLIES,"WELL, BEFORE I CUT HIS TAIL OFF AND SINGLE REGISTERED HIM, HE WAS AN ALLIGATOR"!!!

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Registered: Mar 2009
Location: s.c.
Posts: 6961

Preacher , we need to find some newer tales. That one is almost as old as the ones my Daddy used to tell.
A hobo was hitch hikeing with his brown Mtn cur. Preacher pulled up in his pick up and said you can get in but put the dog in the back. The vagrant said "that's OK, he'll just tag along". Preacher got up to forty and dog trotting right along . Gets up to 55 and dog still picking the up and putting them dow. Gets up to 65 and the truck is about wound out and they dog breaks into a canter. Directly the preacher slams on brakes , leaves rubber , gets out and says "This is not the same dog , you had a brown one and this'n is a ringneck".. Bum says That's ole Brownie alright. He just ain't used to stopping that fast.

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Registered: Jan 2012
Location: Lawrenceburg TN
Posts: 1793

I GUESS THAT'S THE HARD PART OF BEING A COMEDIAN, COMING UP WITH FRESH MATERIAL!!! GUESS I'LL HAVE TO STICK WITH MY DAY JOB!!!

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Registered: Oct 2008
Location: chokeabitch river, michigan
Posts: 969

state police officer sees a man driving down the hwy with a pig in the front seat. he pulls the man over and asks "why ?" he has a pig in his front seat. the man says well i opened the door and he just got in. the cop asks well what are you gonna do with him. the man says i don't know. the cops says well take him down the road to the petting zoo. the man says ok.
the next day the cop sees the man drive by again with the pig in the front seat. he pulls him over again and says , i thought i told you to take the pig to the petting zoo. the man says i did, and we had so much fun today we are going to the fair.

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