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The man who gave up sex for golf.
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mumbles
to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, “Would you be
willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?”
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer
also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, “Sure,” and sinks the
putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, “Gee, I sure would like to
get an eagle on this one.”
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, “Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?”
Shrugging, the golfer replies, “Okay.” And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his
side and says, “Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your
sex life?”
“Definitely,” the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
him and says, “I haven’t really been fair with you because you don’t know
who I am. I’m Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.”
“Nice to meet you, “the golfer replies, “I’m Father O’Malley.”
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04-20-2016 02:56 PM
lol.....
