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Randy we would have got if somebody hadn't been shooting deer at night and it wasn't me

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MORNING ALL.
37 HERE RIGHT NOW.

CORKY,
BETWEEN MY DAUGHTER AND ME WE HAVE FOUR IN FREEZER. NOW THAT ALSO COUNTS THE 7 POINT I SHOT IN EARLY SMOKE POLE SEASON. I SHOT A DECENT 8 POINT LAST FRIDAY 150 LBS. BIG DEER FOR THIS AREA. YOU GET ANY BUCKS THIS YEAR.

WBOND,
THOSE GUNS AND LIGHTS USED IN THAT SPOTLIGHT HUNT, I WAS AT A GUN SHOW ONCE IN WEST VIRGINIA AND THERE WERE SEVERAL OLDER RIFLES RIGGED WITH NIGHT VISION AND SCOPES WITH LIGHTS ON FOR SALE.

DANW,
HOWS YOUR DEER SEASON GOING.

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Rob our season was poor until late, i only got the one spike mike got 3 a 5pt a8pt a3pt our late muzzle loader comes in the 12 of dec, we canned 25 qts and froze some and shared a lot so we are happy, hope everyone is well. ---- see ya ----- PS today Dec 7th is my wife nancys birthday .--- see ya

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Now we got monkeys in north FL.

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Talking Here is yall's chance to get your dog problems fixed

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Price has a new light

Lyndell has him a new light man oh man was he a showing it off on how light it is and how bright it is and I gotta say it was bright for the few minutes it worked

Its a good thing I had a new friend along a freshman at VA Tech by the name of Scott Hammond that hails from down eastern VA to fetch ole cougar back. Scott hunts Booticks and Plotts



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GOOD MORNING
62 SUNNY SPOSED TO HIT 75 TODAY
YEAR AGO YESTERDAY HIGH 37 AND SNOW FLIERRIES
BOND
NICE PIC
HEATHER
YALL ARE ALL IN OUR PRAYERS
ROB
DIDNT GET ANY THIS YEAR GRAND SONS GOT LAZY
JOHN
HOW ARE THINGS UP THERE
DW
YOU CHASEING BLACKIE

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
50 DEGREES HERE NOW.

LAST TWO DAYS WE HAD 71 DEGREES. IT COULD STAY LIKE THAT ALL WINTER IF IT WANTS TO. LOL

CORKY,
I KNOW HOW IT IS MY KIDS GET LAZY UNTIL I PUT A FOOT SOMEWHERE.

PRAYERS SENT TO ALL.

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
50 DEGREES HERE NOW.

LAST TWO DAYS WE HAD 71 DEGREES. IT COULD STAY LIKE THAT ALL WINTER IF IT WANTS TO. LOL

CORKY,
I KNOW HOW IT IS MY KIDS GET LAZY UNTIL I PUT A FOOT SOMEWHERE.

PRAYERS SENT TO ALL.

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Ntch. GrCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Magic
Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN



CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
CH. PR. MCMILLANS MIDNITES STINGIN SADIE

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Well it's getting close everyone ready for Christmas ?

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MORNING GANG
42 HERE.

WBOND,
AS ABOUT AS READY AS I CAN GET FOR CHRISTMAS.

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Can you believe

Linkous said Blueticks are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

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Dang, I gotta go buy me some socks and long britches, it might freeze Saturday night. Woke up to 75 this mornin.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up

Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids

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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
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Dang, I gotta go buy me some socks and long britches, it might freeze Saturday night. Woke up to 75 this mornin.


Dang I would move some where with better weather if I had to put up with that

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Anybody heard from Miss Heather ? wonder how she is doing

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33 here now with snow flurries.
To warm up again over christmas.

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HI THERE!

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Anybody heard from Miss Heather ? wonder how she is doing


First off PRAYERS TO ALL and Prsyers of thanks for prayers our way!

Here I am... Holding on ok but a bit tired still! Mum doing VERY well, the eye finally stopped bleeding about 95%... It still hurts a bit though. I will be with her this weekend, Christmas eve, part of Christmas day then back on the 26th for my normal "Work" and family gathering there on the 27th. THen I'll be back NewYears Eve thru that weekend! LOL... My Bob is an angel!
Speaking of Bob... had a mole come back positive for Malignant Melanoma so that was removed completely on Tues or Wed... I forget now... anyway he has quite the incision on his side. Poor Dude... cancer nightmares here for sure....they are pretty sure they got it all so fingers crossed that it is our last cancer thing....

OH.. You guys will LOVE this one... I NEVER buy myself a thing and I am NOT a shoe person... but I really need hightop sneakers to support the ankle.. So I ordered one brown "calfskin" pr for 24$ down from ....CLOSE TO 200$! RIdiculous prices... anyway I got a second pair for 28$ with a Faux Fleece lining... OK... I open the calf skin and OH HY GOODNESS... they have FUR! LOL.. It looks like brown rat hair! My vegetarian kids are gonna be so grossed out! LOL.. It is nasty stiff ruff hair too... no wonder they marked em down! lol... THey are very comfortable and good for ankle and will be good indoor work sneakers....lol... FUR sneakers! HAHAHAHAhahhha
NICE pix! Etc... Love the first pic of Storm... she is such a cutie. Bob will love that one......
OK...Not sure when I'll be back... if not till the NewYear Please do not worry! I hope you all have an amazing Christmas if I miss you all! May Gods Blessings be with you all and your families during the Holidays!

HappyHunting! Heather

PS... Warmish and rainy here...Yuck!
PPS...I am actually watching Hockey.. Bruins vs Penguins so I couldn't resist... I think it is about the 3rd game this yr....lol...I can't barely keep eyes open.

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GOOD EVENING
CRAZY WEATHER 70 ONE DAY SNOW NEXT
HEATHER
GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU . WILL KEEP YALL IN OUR PRAYERS
WB
HOW THEM LITTLE HOLSTEINS DOING
DW
YOU CHASING BLACKIE
ROB, EBOB ,SHAWN ,SLOUGH,MIKE, SHANNON, RANDY,PRICE ,AND LINK
HOPE YALL DOING GOOD
EVERYONE HAVE MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Good evening everyone.

Hope all is well and everyone is enjoying their hunting seasons.

Things have been good here. We have had an amazing easy fall. I am sure not complaining.

Have a great evening everyone.

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GOOD MORNING ALL.
41 HERE, NICE CHANGE FRO 19 LAST WEEK.

CORKY,
DOING WELL HERE. HAVE DONE SOME HUNTING. COON, DEER & WATERFOWL. BEEN GOOD YEAR. HOWS THE HUNTING YOUR WAY.?

DANW,
ANY PICS ON TRAIL CAM.?


PRAYERS TO ALL.!!!!!

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Corky i havn;t done much with the boys running blackie this year but i hear they are having a good year ----- Rob the cam is up but i havn;t checked it lately, i seen a good 10pt after does yesterday but i can;t hunt there. ----- merry xmas to all ------ see ya

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Grandkids

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The Jewish Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly
incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect Arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Ravens go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says." You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother ," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,...

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Baltimore !!!!

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