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Registered: Aug 2003
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Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself.
He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, you're next!"
An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said,
"You must answer three questions on the Bible. 1st - Who was born in a
stable?"
"Red Rum" he replied.
"2nd - What do you think of Damascus?"
"It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.
"3rd - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?"
"That’s easy" he said "Popeye kicked the **** out of them!"
Went out last night dressed to kill...beard, sandals, turban and backpack.
Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the
school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies, "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking
part!"
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says, "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees. "I'm ordering one right now." he says.
Three weeks later Paddy says to Mick, "Has your woman turned up yet ?"
"No" said Mick, "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived
yesterday !!"
The police came to my front door last night, holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, Sir?"
Shocked, I answered "Yes!" They said, "We're afraid it looks like she's been
in a car accident."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality.
Lost my job as a lifeguard yesterday.
Apparently refusing a Muslim entry to the pool whilst tapping the "No
bombing" sign isn't the done thing.
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