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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: S. Ga.
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Probably no fishing this weekend. Had it on my mind but other things keep popping up plus we have a cold front pushing through today. Wind and small craft warnings at coast.
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all
day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh...
I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the
doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The
minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in
the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted.
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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels
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