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All men are cremated equal...

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Location: burnt district MO/KS border
Posts: 787

god did not make all men equal. Col Colt did

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when policemen ignore the law, then there isn't any law. there's just a fight for survival.

*billy jack

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

Robert E. Lee

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Location: tylertown,mississippi
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People who think they are Big Shots are really just Little SH_ts that need to be Shot.

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" BOGUE CHITTO BLUES"
Where hounds are more than just dogs, they are a part of the FAMILY.

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Location: mid-michigan
Posts: 4437

It's better to have more lightning in the hand and less thunder in the mouth.

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Bob Brooks /
Jordan Tyler (grandson)

BackWoods River Walkers/Beagles
Just all 'round , meat gettin' hounds.

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Location: Eastern Shore Maryland
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"Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far". Theodore Roosevelt

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Location: Kentucky
Posts: 3147

Words my father said that I find myself saying

CAN'T NEVER COULD

NECESSITY IS THE BEST TEACHER

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Get a Good One

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Location: Grayson,Ky
Posts: 302

If my @$$ was a gold mine my arms would be too short to dig it!

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Registered: May 2008
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 3147

Now that's funny

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Location: yukon Pa
Posts: 238

the last time I heard that one my grandma was wearing buckskin bra's

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Location: Tekamah,Neb.
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Its a good life if you don't weaken.

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your either making dust or your eating it
Travis Stirek
425-530-6649
http://stirekcanineservices.weebly.com

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Location: Marietta
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Ate so many turnip greens growing up they had to put coal oil rags around my ankles to keep the cut worms from gettin me

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Location: Kentucky
Posts: 3147

Those who can do,those who can't tell you how to do

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Location: North Louisiana
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"Don't worry about the mule going blind...just keep loading the wagon!"

To me this means to only worry about things you CAN change. Not everything that may happen.

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Location: off the res.
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GETTING OLD IS TOUGH, BUT IT SURE BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE.

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Ignorance: the lack of knowledge, education, etc.
Stupidity: lacking normal intelligence.
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You can't fix STUPID!

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Location: DEEP FORK VALLEY, OKLAHOMA
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"a man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child"

"if your gonna be dumb, you better be tough"

"never look a gift horse in the mouth"

"this is a taco and burrito conversation...........NACHOS"

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" an old wood burnin stove with no
natural gas "
405-471-7372

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Location: Kentucky
Posts: 3147

Nothing happens unless first a dream

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Location: Kalamazoo, Mich.
Posts: 6113

"This Ain't No Bench Show"

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If we're not suppose to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

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"He's about 90% accurate." -Stud Owners

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Shane

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Location: Indiana
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quote:

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Originally posted by Todd K / UKC
"This Ain't No Bench Show"

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Joe Newlin
UKC Cur Advocate
Home of Oak Ridge Kennels

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Respect your Elders or you will respect your Betters. John Wayne

Otherwise show proper respect or get your candy Azz whipped. The Rock Dwayne Johnson

Wrestling Coach and Black Belt

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Location: Al
Posts: 3069

quote:

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Originally posted by Todd K / UKC
"This Ain't No Bench Show"

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Now were have i seen this one before

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Well Stanley,this looks like another fine mess you've gotten us into

Ray Hudson

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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Troy Iowa
Posts: 2159

I would rather loan my dog as my tools. The dog knows the way home.

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OFFICIAL FIELD TESTER FOR LEMS LIGHTS

Good people do not need laws to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws (Plato)

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Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Missouri
Posts: 4321

A quick search of the archives will quickly reveal some JiM gems.

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I got the perfect idea but these Amish girls around here won't let me in the door.

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Registered: May 2007
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''A lil more hunting and a few more coon and he'll be a nice one" -Anyone who has lost there patience with a young dog & put em up for sale.

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Shane

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Location: Yell county
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Son I spent half my life wishing it would rain, the other half wishing it would quit. This was said to me by my gramps around the age of 90 a lifelong farmer and cattleman who died at the age 96 in 2007.I was blessed to have two of the best grandfathers a person could have asked for.

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