Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Beaver Springs, Pennsylvania
Posts: 3316

Ok, I have a few I use....

I'll hit you so hard, your ancestors is gonna feel it!

I'll rip his head off just to watch him bleed!

I'm gonna kick you so hard, you wouldn't be able to sh!t for a month!

He touchs one of my kids, he won't have to worry about going to jail, he'll be dead and I'll do the time for him!

The lights are on, but only dimly in the basement!

He is about 10 bricks shy of a full load!

He should of been a poster child for birth control!

Ya can't fix stupid, not even with duct tape!

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Registered: Apr 2010
Location: Concordia, MO
Posts: 329

Im ten years old but i'll beat your a$$!!!
I'll scissor kick you in the back of the head old man!
I'ma come at you like i spider monkey!!

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Registered: Feb 2010
Location: Willard, Kentucky
Posts: 1210

I'll hit you so hard, It'll knock the ugly off and just leave stupid

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Registered: Nov 2005
Location: St. Ansgar Ia.
Posts: 791

If you want to find out how big of boy you are get on you tube and look up Roy D Mercer.

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Registered: May 2008
Location: North Central, WV
Posts: 98

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If you want to find out how big of boy you are get on you tube and look up Roy D Mercer.

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Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Western Pa
Posts: 2106

I'll kick you in your backside so hard that everytime you fart your ears will wiggle.

When I get done with you you'll look like you tried to make love to a wildcat in a telephone booth.

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Registered: Aug 2008
Location: North GA.
Posts: 1226

I'll stick my foot so far up your but when you open your mouth they will see my toes.

I'll whip you so bad when you get to the hospital they wont ask what happen but ask how did you get away.

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Registered: Aug 2008
Location: SE Ohio, Glouster
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You mess with me, an I'll put something on you that Ajax wont take off!!!

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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: INDIANA
Posts: 36

Im going to be all over you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in the middle of a snow storm.....

Looks like you fell out the ugly tree and hit ever branch on the way down.

I hope you like your teeth in your @xx

I'd knock you stupid but I see someone beet me to it.

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Registered: Jan 2010
Location: Anderson co Tennessee
Posts: 1944

I`ll slap both eyes in one socket
I`ll turn your nose where it will rain it it

o ya 4 inches of snow 15 degrees

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Registered: Mar 2006
Location: INDIANA
Posts: 480

Boy I'll be on ya like stink on poop!
Then I will kick your but so hard the next time you pass gas your teeth will shatter!

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Registered: Feb 2010
Location: Perry, Fl.
Posts: 384

I will kick you so hard it will send both of us to the hospital, you to get my boot out of your a$$, and me to get my boot.

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Registered: Dec 2009
Location: Bath Co,Va
Posts: 70

you'd rather sh!t in your mommas bread pan than buck up to me.

you had better call the hospital and make a reservation.

left one made of steel, right one made of iron, and if the left one dont get you the right one will. (sisters fav one)

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Registered: Mar 2009
Location: COVINGTON OHIO
Posts: 496

I'll hit so fast,when you wake up you'll SWEAR you were surrounded.

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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: mississippi
Posts: 4655

I heard a gal tell a dude one time long ago that if he didn't shut his mouth she was going to knock his rearend out of the frame!!
That's a pretty good lick from where I'm from!!!
She didn't use the word rearend either if you get my drift.

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Registered: May 2009
Location: Nineveh Indiana
Posts: 112

I will mop the floor with you and then kick ya azz for not get up in the corners

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Registered: Sep 2005
Location: ohio
Posts: 764

I'll hit you so hard,I will knock you back 10 generations.

Don't let your Alligator mouth,Overide your humming bird @ss.

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Registered: Dec 2010
Location: caney KS
Posts: 7

I would slap the ugly off of you. But i dont have that much time .

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Posts: 3791

I'm fixin to fill your tennis shoes up with blood.....

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Registered: Dec 2010
Location: caney KS
Posts: 7

BUTTERFACE NEW WORD FOR YALL Meaning ,everything looked good but her face. Im going to punch you right in the c____k suker. . .

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Registered: Dec 2010
Location: caney KS
Posts: 7

Man I hated to wip your azz, but you just kept begging!!!!!!!!!!

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Registered: Feb 2008
Location: fairmount ga
Posts: 34

a man needs to know his limitations

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Registered: Dec 2009
Location: EASTERN KENTUCKY
Posts: 63

heres one i use YOUR WIFE IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERYBODY HAD A TURN....LOL..

you momas so fat she jumed in a rainbow and skittles fell out.

yo mommas so fat she jumped and the whole earth had a earth quake.

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Registered: May 2009
Location: Nineveh Indiana
Posts: 112

before you step in sh@t make for sure you like the way smells!!

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Registered: Sep 2003
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Posts: 3791

Don't let the next few minutes mess up the rest of your life....

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