john nannemann
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Re: Coondog Superstitions
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Originally posted by Travis Sawney
I seen on other threads about peeing in a dogs food will make it come to you
guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and goes sits down at a table with another fella. in a minute he goes to the bar and says to the bartender:
" i'll bet you five dollars i can touch my eye with my tongue"
bartender takes the bet, dude pulls out his glass eye and touches it to his tongue, gets up and starts talking to the guy at the table again.in a few minutes he goes back to the bartender and says:
'' i'll bet you another five dollars i can bite the back of my knee." bartender takes the bet, guy pulls out his false teeth, bites the back of his knee, goes back to the table. in a minute, he comes back to the bartender and says:
" i feel bad about taking your money like that, i'll give you a chance to get all of it back on a sure thing. you put a beer mug on this bar, slide it down it, and i'll piss it full before it goes off the other side."
bartender says o.k., polishes the bar up good, and literally slings the glass down the bar.
the guy, up on a barstool, just starts spinning on it pissing all around and the beer glass falls of the end of the bar without a drop in it.
the bartender starts laughing wildly shouting "i won, i won". after he calms down the guy pays him off and the bartender says "you didn't get a drop in it, why would you make such i stupid bet." the dude replies back "see that guy at the table over there i've been talking to, i bet him a thousand dollars i could piss all over your bar and make you laugh about it."
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07-29-2009 06:00 PM
