1nighthunter
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: USA
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I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my
shampoo bottle.
I am in shock!
The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra
volume and body"!
Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?
Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap!
It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to
remove".
It pays to read the warning labels my friends!
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