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An angler and his wife lived a long and virtuous life together. When they were in their nineties they were involved in a horrendous car accident and both were killed instantly. Being good people that arrived at the Pearly Gates Reception where St Peter was ready to welcome them.
"You are going to love Heaven, we have a special section for anglers," he said. "We have the best storm beaches where the Redfish and Pompano come right into the breakers. The rocks have easy access and you can cast into deep clear water for Red Snapper, Grouper etc. There are boats waiting in the harbour to take you out for Cobia and Kings, because this is where they came after they were fished out of the Gulf. And there are big game boats ready to take you off-shore after tuna,amberjack and wahoo. Its never stormy, you will love the ride."
The angler listened to this, then turned rounded and gave his wife a right slap round the face.
Shocked, St. Peter said "Why did you do that???"
"Because if she hadn't made me exercise and eat all that heath food rubbish I could have been here years ago!"
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